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[Dag Downyfur]

But a cat chewed him up and ate him. Then it proceeded to use the litter box.

[Gnoflet]

But it turned into a banana.

[The Shade]

And then the red fox with black socks proceeded to throw rocks and clocks at the bannana!!!

[Redwaller]

But then, somebody noticed that it was not a banana but a bannana, which is the archenemy of the banana.

[SPSF kodachorm otter7486]

BNSF did a redwall thing once we did marshank

[psybox]

suddenly an orange rabbit on the planet known as "ql" turned upside down due a nasty side effect of being hit on the head by a box full of kittens.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

But suddenly, and without any warning The Cellars exploded into a bloody series of fights which escalated into a war which threatened to tear the Redwall Abbey Forum apart, until finally the Moderators locked all of the topics in The Cellars for a week, which gave everybeast a chance to calm down a bit. After the week had passed...(To Be Continued)........................

[Gnoflet]

A mouse came to redwall. (To Be Continued)

[Jukka the Sling]

The mouse was named Nimbalo (you know, from Taggerung), and took over the Abbey for no reason at all. He crowned himself king, and decided to have the Redwallers build spaceships so they could travel to yffulF and take that over too. But Cregga came back to life and threw Nimbalo in the ditch, giving him a head injury so that he always said "Kachunk". Martin the Warrior told Cregga to go to McDonald's and buy McChickens for the whole Abbey, so she did, and Nimbalo was miraculously cured by eating one. He headed to Salamandastron to take that over too...

[Tiria Wildlough]

But when he arrived at Salamandastron, Mad Maudie knocked him out. And then Slothunog and Deepcoiler formed a band.

[Jukka the Sling]

They performed "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction, which was enough to get anybeast outta there. (I'd get out!) Mad Maudie grabbed the still-unconscious Nimbalo and dashed to the seashore to save their ears. Just then Darth Vader invaded Salamandastron, and Stormtroopers were everywhere! Fortunately, a random Badger Lord happened along and sucked Darth and his minions into a black hole...

[Rusvul]

And then the universe exploded, and imploded, and exploded again, and imploded again, and then exploded and the universe as we know it had to start over. Tiny little unfacey microbes grew on a tiny blue planet known as Terra.

[Jukka the Sling]

Terra was covered with a peaceful meadow, and the microbes grew and grew. Then, from an alternate universe came a guy named Justin Bieber. He killed all the microbes by walking through the meadow-covered planet.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Some may ask how he killed these microbes. Well, he simply started the melodious opening of the mouth we call singing. (If you could call Justin Bieber's mind killing wave "singing")

[Jukka the Sling]

In fact, Justin's singing drove the nearby wildlife crazy. (The wildlife had inexplicably and suddenly appeared). Suddenly, a badger angel came out of the sky, alighting on a log in front of Justin. (If you're wondering what a badger angel is, think a badger with wings and a halo.) Anyways, the angel told Justin to shut up his "singing". Justin ran off and climbed a tree, only a branch broke and he fell out. A hole opened in the earth for no apparent reason, and Justin tumbled in...