The feast at granny's house *^£%&&"£$

rachel25 · June 15, 2013, 06:12:53 PM

Gather round while I tell ye a tale of a feast at me old granny's house OOOHHH that was quite a feast we all sat down to dine I seem to remember that a few of the members were there I think I might need there help to tell this story..........
(OOC: um practically all you members need do is say you were there at my old granny's feast and come up with the maddest things ever on what happened

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Ungatt Trunn · June 15, 2013, 09:19:37 PM

I was at your old Granny's feast. She had cooked octopus and burnet seaweed!

Tam and Martin · June 15, 2013, 09:20:54 PM

I remember sitting down to dinner and she came and kicked me in the back!

Ungatt Trunn · June 15, 2013, 09:23:16 PM

I remember that she would put mustered on everything. She even put mustered on the mustered!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy · June 15, 2013, 11:57:13 PM

Ah remember an' old mole valked in an' ztarted tae play a ukulele...

Ungatt Trunn · June 16, 2013, 12:05:32 AM

I remember that she used Rainshadow as a mop for the floor!

Redwaller · June 16, 2013, 01:17:01 AM

Oh, the memories. I remember she had horns on her head, and a tail.(with huge fangs!)

Buzz_Bumble · June 16, 2013, 03:42:38 AM

Oh, what big ears you have Granny.
Oh, what big teeth you have Granny.
Oh, what a big axe the woodsman has "Granny".

Tam and Martin · June 16, 2013, 03:18:30 PM

Your Granny made me do all the dishes. And then she made me scrub the floor.....and the oven....and wash the table....and.......
-Martin

rachel25 · June 16, 2013, 05:11:22 PM

She made me eat plum and goldfish soup which had 4345354 different kinds of chilies in

my mouth is still on fire

rachel25 · June 17, 2013, 02:50:24 PM

does anyone else remember the song she made us sing

Tam and Martin · June 17, 2013, 08:54:10 PM

Yes I remember! She had us keep singing higher-pitched until Glass broke!

rachel25 · June 18, 2013, 02:06:03 PM

Yeah *shudders* I can only remember a few of the words it went a bit like this
OH granny is the ruler
granny is the quean
we live to serve granny
and clean and clean and clean
for granny

Kitsune · June 18, 2013, 02:41:10 PM

When I came through the door, she gasped and started to run around in circles screaming! Turns out that I forgot to take my shoes off....

rachel25 · June 18, 2013, 02:49:14 PM

but you did remember to take your ears off

I would have said something else but I would have got in trouble

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The feast at granny's house *^£%&&"£$