Overlord's Orders VIII

[psybox]

"She tried to kill me!  Almost killing her was perfectly reasonable, and she didn't do anything for or against the mission again.  Anyway, Tam was lying to Rachel when he said that I was plotting to overthrow you.  How would having the armor make me rule the horde.  If that was true, then the badger lord would have been in charge of the horde for as long as it existed."

[rachel25]

I did help in the mission again I saved Haig's life when he tried to marry that hare she was about to strangle him but I had got bored of being in the oven so I went looking for you when I saw Hiag at an alter with a haremaid who was dressed in a white dress. Hiag was about to say "I do" when the haremaid grabbed him around the throat I then hit her on the head with my sabre handle and me and Hiag ran off to find Rainshadow.

[psybox]

OOC:

Whenever someone says something, it becomes fact. It is what happened. If someone says an elephant destroyed a jeep, then anyone calling that person a liar is for certain lying; the jeep was destroyed by an elephant. What's up for telling for someone else is, for example, who set the elephant on the jeep.

IC:  "She was a very strange hare, that was just her way of saying 'I love you'.  Thanks to Rachel25 we had to hear HIAG complaining about how his wedding was ruined!"

[rachel25]

Well while I was so called "ruining" Hiag wedding psybox had flow done to the beach and had tried to bite Tam's ear off. When no other than the ghost of Martin the Warrior turned up and told them that he would cut them in half with his sword. Tam and Psybox then ran off along the beach screaming. but would you believe when they had gone the ghost of Martin took his own head of to reveal rusvulthesaber beneath. He had gone to the kitchen and fallen into a soup which made you look like Martin the Warrior so he decided to scare Tam and Psybox.

[psybox]

"Tam's ear was tasty, and he was deaf in that ear so he didn't need.  He said I could have it.  I didn't know why he did at the time, but I guess it was just saying sorry about trying to kill me."

[rachel25]

mean while me and Hiag had found Rainshadow in a barrel of chocolate dormice

[Rainshadow]

  Rain folded her arms, huffing in annoyance.  "Well, I was only in the barrel because those stupid hares shoved me in it!  The cook wanted to see what chocolate dormouse wildcat would taste like, so he shoved me in there, and the rest of them were taking bets to see how long it would take for me to drown.  It was awful!"
  She glared at Rachel, Psybox, Tam, and Hiag.  "I didn't see ANY of you trying to help me!  Y'all just ditched me, left me to be eaten by fat, stupid hares!"

[Tam and Martin]

I wasn't trying to overthrow psybox I was trying to get it away form us because we were fighting over it so much. I let psybox eat my ear because it had a bad poison in it and I didn't want it to go to the rest of my body.

[Leatho Shellhound]

OOC: I'll try to post tomorrow.

[rachel25]

*looks at Rainshadow weirdly*
If non of us helped you. Then who did?
Anyway Malady after me and Hiag found Rainshadow in the barrel of chocolate dormice we were going to help her but the hares attacked us. So we had to run away.
We ran down into the cellars to hide. We met Leatho down there. He was placing barrels of gunpowder all around Salamanderstron I have no idea why and I didn't ask him because I was too busy finding a place to hide.
But when we ran past him he gave me  two pieces of flint.
He told me to light a fuse after he had gone but I accidently  dropped them  into a big crack in the ground. They fell down into this pool of water below. 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, ah vaz only at zat dumb veddin' becauze ah 'ad gotten drunk from taae much vater. If ah 'ad been zober zat never vould 'ave appened! An' ah vanted tae gae back for ye Rainshadow, but rachel25 vouldnae let me. Zhe vaz taae buzy zcreamin' zat zhe 'ad dropped zummat or anozer intae a crack an' intae a pool o' vater an' zcreamin' aboot a black hole comin' tae eat uz aw. Frankly ah zought zhe 'ad gone mad or zummat!

[Rainshadow]

  Rainshadow looked at Rachel, rolling her eyes.  "Duh!  Nobeast helped me!  Well, unless you count the badgerlord.  He woke up from his nap and scolded the hares for trying to eat me, took me out of the barrel, and threw me down the hall.  I immediately got up and started limping away, with only a few broken ribs (and a broken pride).  I caught up to Hiag, Rachel, and Leatho shortly after they dropped the fuse into the water.  By that point, Rachel had started to cry, and I have no idea what Hiag was doing, but I tried to help.  Unfortunately, I tripped and fell down a gaping hole that led to the big pool.  The only good thing about that was I washed the chocolate dormice off of my fur."

[psybox]

"So...  Rachel25 tried to drop armor on top of me, Tam fed me a poisoned ear, and Leatho was doing something suspicious with explosives that might have concerned killing me.  Any other failed attempts on my life?  Why is everyone trying to kill me?  I didn't do anything!"

[Tam and Martin]

I didn't feed you the ear you ate it yourself!

[psybox]

"You didn't tell me it was poisoned!  You just said I should eat it."