Overlord's Orders VIII

[psybox]

After Rachel25 recovered from the battle, She offered to let me out as long as I never whistle until a certain condition chosen by Rusvul is fulfilled.  Anyway, the condition was going to a hot air balloon convention, and as it turned out the only was to get the food back was to whistle.  No one else was willing to whistle, and Rachel wouldn't make an exception.  I would have have just whistled anyway, but Rachel would keep knocking me out every time I tried.  So we went to a hot air balloon convention.

[Romsca]

OOC: Round will be closed Saturday/Sunday. Get your posts in if you haven't posted yet!

[rachel25]

Only because your whistle is soooooooooo annoying it would have scared Rusvul away so we went to the hot air balloon convention and took one of them to try and catch up with Rus

[psybox]

OOC:  Did you even read the post?  It was Rusvul's choice to go to the hot air balloon convention, and your character forgot how we got there earlier anyway.  Anyway, is not annoying one of our teammates really a good reason to delay a mission?

[Rusvul]

Remember when Rachel killed my crew? My condition was that she apologize. She refused, so for some reason she told Psybox not to whistle. And, I led us to the convention, because, and this is very clever if I do say so myself, creatures, right?
Creatures>Food>Replacement for what was stolen. And then we could get back to you, Lady Romsca. But Psybox insisted on shooting every baloon with a BB gun, and then Rachel stomped all the food into the ground, except the food she stuffed down her throat. So we were stuck there, thanks to these two fools.

[Kitsune]

I was "dancing a jig" because if my feet touched the ground, then Rusvul fired arrows at them.

[psybox]

"The balloons needed to be shot, and it wouldn't have made any difference if it wasn't for the fact that after I shot them, rusvul bribed the security guards into locking us in!"

[Kitsune]

Rusvul also gave bread away to the crazy people who had them tied up!

[Rusvul]

Plugg, could you not tell that I wasn't shooting at you? There were giant leeches on your feet, so I was trying to kill them. Didn't you hear me yelling 'LEECH! LEECH! Stand still, let me shoot the leeches!"
Why did the baloons need to be shot? They were our only way out! I was paying them to lock us up because otherwise the rioters would have killed us all. Are you really blaming me for saving your life? You started a riot, you're to blame! Why would you shoot every single baloon at a baloon convention? You made us all targets by being idiotically trigger-happy! I had to get us locked up to save our lives! And I picked the lock to the back door in less than a minute, while all of you helpfully were trying to kill me. But, thanks to you, Psybox, we took a week in getting back to camp, because you shot our only method of transport for no reason! And don't try to say that the baloons were evil or being manned by hostiles, we all know it's not true! You shot them for fun!
After his rant, Rusvul was winded. Pluggfiretail had to repeat his second accusation, as he was drowned out the first time.
"What? I gave bread..? Oh! Well, yeah, they were going to eat US if I didn't give them something... Bread was the only thing I had! Would you rather we all get killed? I tried to get more food, but these other crazybeasts only hindered me. And I only gave them a loaf, less than Hiag took. One loaf for nine lives? Milady, surely you wouldn't punish me for saving the lives of your servants?

[psybox]

OOC:  

Whenever someone says something, it becomes fact. It is what happened. If someone says an elephant destroyed a jeep, then anyone calling that person a liar is for certain lying; the jeep was destroyed by an elephant. What's up for telling for someone else is, for example, who set the elephant on the jeep.

If I said they needed to be shot then they needed to be shot.

IC: Psybox was offended by Rusvul's lack of trust.  "The balloons were for display only!  They weren't able to be safely used as a vehicle, and no one listened to me when I tried to tell this to Rusvul and Rachel."

OOC: When did I start a riot?  I don't remember that...

[Rusvul]

OOC: When you shot all the balloons, in a crowd full of (apparently somewhat violent) hot air balloon enthusiasts, they started trying to kill us. And, ok, why did the balloons need to be shot? It really made no sense. I don't believe I directly contradicted you, although it was close to that. Possiblyi, along the same lines, if I say that the balloons are the only way out, that means they are a way out, meaning that they can carry at least one person each, even if decorative.

[psybox]

OOC: I never said they weren't a way out, I said that they're a way out that's likely to end horribly.  Anyway, I said they needed to be shot, you said I shot them for no reason, I say that's a contradiction.  Also, if I started a riot by shooting the balloons, wouldn't they be inside, so locking the doors would mean you locked us in with them?  How is that supposed to help us?

[rachel25]

Malady when we all got locked up and after Rusvul picked the lock I stopped trying to kill him because I could see what he was trying to do. But when he were walking back to camp Rainshadow started sing about food so we all got hungry. we passed a inn on our way back and stole all the food from there but Rainshadow kept singing about FOOD so we all got hungry and in a mindless moment we had eaten it all and when we were finished we beat up Rainshadow for making us hungry so the reason we have no food is Rainshadow's fault because she wouldn't stop singing about it.   

[Rainshadow]

  Rainshadow coughed; her voice was still sore from singing.  "I'm sorry for all the singing, but I was enchanted by an evil monkey lord, so I couldn't stop singing about food.  I think he was hungry."

[Rusvul]

OOC: Er, fair enough, Psybox. When we were locked up, I meant in a jail cell type place, not a con room. Anyway, let's drop this and keep playing, shall we? And hope it doesn't end up badly for either/both of us.
BIC: Oh, yeah, that monkey guy. I remember him. Rachel gave him nearly all our food, made him enchant Rain, and then made her sing. It was all Rachel's master plan to get Rainshadow in trouble, and it cost us most of our food.