The Topic King!

[Ungatt Trunn]

WAIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!
Eh, can't we just talk about this instead of started a Civil War!? Here; how much food do you people need? I'll give it to you for free!

[Rainshadow]

  (OOC:  Please don't stretch the screen, Ungatt.  My computer hates that.  )

  See?  The king CAN be reasoned with!

[Ungatt Trunn]

OCC: Just trying to get your attention

So, what may I do for you people?

[Tam and Martin]

Let us resolve this.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Yes...so, what should we talk about first?

[Tam and Martin]

How to control these CRAZY people who are trying to attack our castle!

[Ungatt Trunn]

To give them whatever they want, I guess!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

BETTER ZTARVE FREE ZEN BE A VELL FED ZLAVE!!!
-Aesop

[Ungatt Trunn]

BETTER ZTARVE FREE ZEN BE A VELL FED ZLAVE!!!
-Aesop

Uhhh....translation?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

BETTER ZTARVE FREE ZEN BE A VELL FED ZLAVE!!!
-Aesop

Uhhh....translation?

Ze people dinnae vant food. Zey vant freedom! GIVE ME FREEDOM OR GIVE ME DEATH!

[Redwaller]

YES! FREEDOM AND GLORY!!!

[Rainshadow]

  He said "Better starve free than be a well fed slave!!!".  And I still say that none of you are slaves!  You're citizens!  There's a HUGE difference between the two!  Y'all are free, even if there's a king!  He's your LEADER, not your slave master!

[Tam and Martin]

I agree!

[BloodGullet]

To give them whatever they want, I guess!

best ieda yet! but, ferget yer food, ye swabbies, it be gold I be wantin', yar!

. . . er, but a leg o' mutton wouldn't be bad right now, and a cold slog of grog, um, and maybe some flan with raspberry meadow cream, and then me pipe and slippers, and a comfy couch and small lamp, yes that sounds good, oh and maybe me favorite book, and then a nice warm comfy bed, instead of this smelly, cold, moth-eaten, uncomfy hammock! erk! can't a buccaneer get a break around here? BOSUN!? arrh, where's that scurvy dog when ya needs 'im!?

[Ungatt Trunn]

Alright! You may have all that you ask for!