The Abbot is away!

[W0NWILL]

Water fight!

*kicks Vilu in the shins then runs off to the pond*

I bes ponning me lunch fer this!

[Buzz_Bumble]

Hello!  I'm Sister Rain, I assume you were sent here by the badgerlord to help with the Dibbun problem?  They're right over here.  *Leads hares to the crowd of Dibbuns*  The leaders would probably be young Buzz over there, Head, and Won.  And maybe possibly Blaze, too.

Hare Major: "Looks like these dibbuns are having a grand ol' feast. Let's join them chaps - nothing like a good bit of grub to satisfy the tum after a long march." 

[rachel25]

Hare General: That's enough Major we are here to rain these Dibbuns not play with them now roll out and catch the little cads wot wot.
Me: Hi'a mister hares a sir. *Throws bucket of sluch from the pond at the Generals head and scores.*
Heeehehehehehehheeeee
*Grabs Rainshadow in a headlock before pushing her in the oven.*
DAB!!!!!!!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aye, FOOD FIGHT!!! *Ztartz zrovin' rotten applez viz vormz in zem at everybody*

[Maudie]

DAB! DAB DAB DAB DAB!

[W0NWILL]

*raises paw*

Can I eat the food?

[Buzz_Bumble]

*Buzz_Bumble on the walltops pelting the hares with deadly accurate squishy berries and rotten fruit*

*Splat!* *Splat!* *Splat!* *Giggle* *Splat!* *Splat!*

Hare Major-General: Sound the retreat! All hares back to Salamandastron! On the double *splat!* ... on the tripple, quick, run for it chaps!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*The 'arez ootzide* Ok, ve're goin' tae get inzide viz ziz trojan 'are! (Brovnie pointz for any 'vho get ze reference)

*Lookz oot from ze dormitory vindovz* GERONIMO!!! *Fallz*

[Vilu Daskar]

Steals Samkin's bow and starts shooting creatures

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Findz 'imzelf on ze ground again* VHEEE!!! ZTILL VUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHARGE!!! *Chargez up ze dormitory ztairz again*

[Blazemane]

*Grabs Rainshadow in a headlock before pushing her in the oven.*

Oh no! We norra shoulda be burnin' beasts.

*Pulls Rainshadow out of oven*

*Dodges arrow*

Oh no! We norra shoulda be shootink beasts.

*Munches chestnut*

[Buzz_Bumble]

*The 'arez ootzide* Ok, ve're goin' tae get inzide viz ziz trojan 'are!

Hey dibbuns, I overheared those silly hares outside ... they'z plannin' somethink about a frozen bear. We don't need no frozen bear, we's got plenty of icy cream.

[rachel25]

*Grabs Rainshadow in a headlock before pushing her in the oven.*

Oh no! We norra shoulda be burnin' beasts.

*Pulls Rainshadow out of oven*

*Dodges arrow*

Oh no! We norra shoulda be shootink beasts.

*Munches chestnut*

You a goodie Dibbun hey *push Rainshadow back in oven with Wonwill*
MOOOHAEAEAEHHEAEAHEAEHHEAEH!!!!
DAB! DAB! DAB! DAB! DAB!

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

(I'm a badger Dibbun, by my name)

Bad bad rabbet!  You get baffed hard!

Yay, fwied rabbet!  Yum yum

[W0NWILL]

*Climbs out of oven and runs all over the abbey, shouting*

Fire, Buzz, HIAG, Mask, Rachel, come to Won! That's me! I hasa plan!

*Reaches the pond and plops down on the grass*

Cummon!

*Taps a pot with a wooden spoon, trying to look official but failing horribly*

Buzz, you an' HIAG an' 'ooever wanta, you go and stop Bruvver Redd, Sista Rain, alla grownups! Stop them from stopping us!
Rachel an' Fia, you gets pillows and blankets froma dormtrees! Builda fort inna orchard! A bigbigbig one!
Mask, you an' me, we gonna go get food froma kitchens! We get cakes an' pies an' scones an' ice cream an' cakes!

When we done, we all goes to the fort and eat stawberries an' candy an' everythink an' have a grand time! We can have sword fights wi' sticks and stop every grownup from making us go to bed! We'll kick their shins and whack their noses!

*runs toward the kitchen*

DAB! DAB! DAB! DAB!