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Started by Dag Downyfur, July 23, 2013, 12:25:12 AM

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#90
January 10, 2014, 11:50:33 PM
What a coincidence! Neither can I!

Father Abbot, I broke a rib.
"Once built a steamboat in a meadow
Cos I'd forgotten how to sail" - The Gardener , The Tallest Man on Earth

Amarith Waterspring

#91
March 02, 2014, 01:11:40 PM
Well go to the infirmary to get it fixed.

Fava Abbot, I got bitten by a snake!
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Vilu Daskar

#92
March 02, 2014, 10:05:08 PM
"well that's just to bad"

Father Abbot there's a big fish on the path
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Amarith Waterspring

#93
March 03, 2014, 01:45:15 PM
Let's cook it for supper

Father Abbot, I can't feel my ears
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

The Skarzs

#94
March 03, 2014, 02:53:22 PM
Don't, tell, anyone. . . Or I will kill you.

Father Abbot, my room flooded.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

321tumbler

#95
March 05, 2014, 01:51:00 PM
Here's a bucket.

Father Abbot I think I should take your place.

The Skarzs

#96
March 05, 2014, 04:31:00 PM
You thought wrong.

Father Abbot (could we shorten that to FA?) I want to die!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#97
March 09, 2014, 07:45:06 PM
Then you must die *Kill dibbun*

FA what does Ruggum's being mean
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Norham Waterpaw

#98
March 09, 2014, 07:57:57 PM
Then slap him for me, will you?

Fatha' Abbot? My room exploded...
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

The Skarzs

#99
March 10, 2014, 03:10:16 AM
IT WORKED! YUS!
I mean. . . bad stuff.

FA, What does this say? oajsnmdfoasudnfasoudncbisaudj hawpeuihn
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#100
March 12, 2014, 11:58:36 AM
You need to go back to Abbey School

Faver Abbot I don't wanna go to thu school
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Norham Waterpaw

#101
March 14, 2014, 01:15:39 AM
Ok, here. Have a candy bar for a good answer.

Um, Father Abbot. The sofa's on fire. *hides torch behind back*
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

The Skarzs

#102
March 14, 2014, 04:31:33 AM
Spit on it.

FA, there's bugs in my hair!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#103
March 14, 2014, 06:21:23 PM
Well eat them

Faver Abbot Sista May wont fix me rib
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#104
March 14, 2014, 07:00:03 PM
Did you say rib? NOM NOM NOM!!

FA, Can I jump in the river?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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