Father Abbot!

[Amarith Waterspring]

FA Who are you?

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm a toad living in a wigwam! Duh!

FA who dyed your habit blue?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Wha- No one- HEY!

Father Abbot, Billy's jumped out the window.

[Russa Nodrey]

Well what are you waiting for?! JUMP DOWN AFTER HIM!!!!

FA the kitchen just exploded!

[321tumbler]

Children. tsk tsk tsk

Father Abbot, Timmy's in the well.

[Russa Nodrey]

This is a great opportunity to teach him how to swim!

FA Timmy just stole a cake for the big feast this afternoon!

[Amarith Waterspring]

then just steel it back!

FA I can't move my elbow..

[Russa Nodrey]

That's strange, I can move mine!

FA I just died!!!

[Kitsune]

Then why can I see you?

Father Abbot.. you're mean..

[Russa Nodrey]

Oh....

FA a marlfox just kidnapped the friar!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Then dress up as a foxmarl and rescue him!

FA I can't stop crying 

[The Skarzs]

Then gouge out your tear glands, duh. (That's actually quite morbid. . .)

FA, my toe is still here!

[Unimaginative]

Then we'll go down to the river and hope for a pike.

FA, I accidentally cloned myself.

[Russa Nodrey]

What have I told you about cloning yourself, go to your room!

FA my habit is too big!

[The Skarzs]

*Uses Martin's sword*
Oops. I hope you didn't need your legs, either.

FA. do when I grow up, am I going to be a troll? (My little brother literally said that )