Tell me a lie

[Blazemane]

Oh, yes! I particularly enjoy lighting it myself!

That made me laugh.

Isn't your birthday like, the worst day of the year?

It's pretty close; yeah.

Or... wait. No, hold on. Isn't bath day the worst day of the year?

[rachel25]

since you didn't give me anything to reply to I'll make one up for myself
do like it when trains attack you
yeah "I like trains"

If a frog walked up to you would you kiss him

[Rainshadow]

  Yeah!  I mean, he might turn into a handsome prince or something!

  (And Blaze did actually ask a question, so I'll answer that one, too)

Or... wait. No, hold on. Isn't bath day the worst day of the year?

  Ugh, yeah!  Worst day o' my life!  Luckily, I've only had to sit through one bath day in all my years.  I've become an expert in hide and seek since then. 

  Don't you just LOVE Justin Bieber?

[Sailears]

Absolutely, he's my role model (yuck, I need to wash my mouth out with soap)

Going to the dentist is the best experience in life, isn't it?

[Rainshadow]

  Of COURSE!  It's awesome!  I especially love it when the orthodontist goes to tighten my braces!  Awesome!

  Ugh, Redwall is the worst, isn't it?

[Maudie]

Eeeeew! I absoballylutely HATE Redwall! Iznae top hole.



Doan't yoo haite misepellinggs? Eye du. Thay anoi miy leyeke crayzee!

[Sailears]

Yeas, mispeling punishibal by deth.

My pet goldfish has been to Mars, true story.

[Rainshadow]

  Oh yeah!  I saw him!  I was walking down to the store and suddenly a fish swam by!  Awesome!

  Don't you finish puzzles so quickly?

[Blazemane]

Oh, yes. Puzzles always make me feel so smart.

Doesn't a slice of onion fruit cake sound wonderful right about now?

[Sailears]

Mmmm, onion.

The sky is actually green and leaves are blue - we just see it the other way round.

[Dag Downyfur]

I know! And squirrels are purple and snow is black! And water is red and blood is clear!

Aren't hares in Redwall so annoying?

[Rainshadow]

  Ugh, yeah!  They're the most annoying creature around!  Forget rats, hares are soooooooo irritating!!!

  Isn't liver so yummy?

[Dag Downyfur]

yeah i could eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner and it still wouldn't be enough!

Didn't Gandalf say 'YOU SHALL PASS!' ?

[Rainshadow]

  Hmm, no, I think he said something like, "Yo, dude, go the other way.  The bridge ain't gonna hold ya!"

  What's your first name?  (This should be interesting...)

[Dag Downyfur]

My first name is Papayawafflethethirdandlastinitheworldeverandalsoimaharebutdonttellanyoneitsasecretshhdontsayitalsothereareweaselsontheceilingithinktheyarefriendlybutmaybetheyareunicornsindisguisesoyouneverknowandalsosomemousenamemartincametomeinadreamandsaid;lajkdflkdjfljd;ljfbutdonttellanyoneisaidthatandsomeothermousecalledmatthiassayscomeatmebroandsomeoldguynamedgandalfsaysyoushallnotpassbutthatsirrelevantsoifoundaboatintheskyandadeathdefyingbeaverjumpedoffandsaidtomeadl;kjsfl;dkjfkldasjfl;ksdjflkdjalkjljlkjieirjeajhirjitiaojierpoaijreireorjeoirjpaoeijropeiwjrpeiojwrpoiejwrjekdjfkjerkjekjrkjekjkjklllllllllerrrrreiojrijjieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeijdkjkjfeoprjaoigjejajeijrpjgajdlkfjkejfkjx3kjldjflkdjfldjsfkljdsklfjkldjtijrjeijjtyrgjiugdfhifa;ldkjf;alkjdfadjfjeurioejgjkdnafjgjgakjefioepjrfpofjavjggjfjjffjgugjrhypotataorejrjeirjeijriejhgjejhrddfidontknowwhatthatmeansbutithinkitsfriendly.



What is your hamsters name?