MEMBERS ONLY!

[Tam and Martin]

Mods. Are. Our. Friends. Believe it Jukka.

[Jukka the Sling]

NEVAH!

[Tam and Martin]

Please Jukka the Sling. Go towards the light.

[Jukka the Sling]

*Glances around suspiciously* What light? *Keeps fingers on both pepper spray triggers*

[Tam and Martin]

The light coming from the words "Follow the mods".

[The Skarzs]

Nnnnnnno.

[Tam and Martin]

Yyyyyyyyes.

[Jetthebinturong]

Yes The Skarzs. Yes Jukka the Sling. The mods are our friends

[Jukka the Sling]

That's it. *Fires bursts of pepper spray*

[Tam and Martin]

You can not harm those that are on the mod's side, Jukka the sling. The mods are our friends.

[Jukka the Sling]

Um, no, they aren't. And pepper spray never killed anyone. Severely harmed them, yes, but not killed them. (Well, not usually...)

*impenetrable force fields form over Tam, Jett, and other loyal members (excepting Rain, who already has one)*

Mod: I am offended by your attacking my serv -- er, friends. Your petty jealousy of our beautiful friendship is one thing, but I will not allow you or anyone else to harass them like you have been attempting to do. But the offer is still extended: you can become a friend, and let go of the hatred in your heart. Just step into this machine and we will help you.

[Tam and Martin]

Yes.

[Jukka the Sling]

*Turns and tries to runs away from the machine*

[Tam and Martin]

Mods. Are. Our. Protectors.

[Jukka the Sling]

Tam, what do I have to do or say to convince you otherwise?

Mod: Your heart is full of distrust. Well, friends don't let friends live in despair. And we the mods are your friends.

*a tractor beam begins to pull Jukka towards the machine*

Mod: Please do not resist. We have your best interest in mind. We are your friends. This machine will help you. It won't hurt a bit.