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[Tam and Martin]

I m so sorry non-friend Del. We must put them into the machine to make them our friends. This must be done for their good. I am sorry.

*Puts Skarzs, Jukka, and Del in the machine*

[Delthion]

*Fires Rock Pies at TaM, which bounce off of the force field and hit Delthion, knocking him unconscious.

Mod: Your struggles are in vain. Your resistance is futile. There is nothing you can do to stop us now! Once we enslave Jukka and Skarzs, we can take over the asfoiznozlfrq!

EDIT: The Rock Pies are Human seeking so they would just stick to the force-field.
Mod: Not this force field, which has powerful repulser technology which knocks away anything that attempts to attack it.

*Escapes with the resistance in his imagination*

*attempts to knocks Gryphon unconscious, but fails.*

[Faiyloe]

The mods protect us. You can not harm us. The mods are our friends. Join us and you will have bliss. 

[Delthion]

*Fires Rock Pies at maniacal clowns, in Dreamland.*

Mod: Now that I've switched the gear out, and the sla -- er, new friends are on the platform, everything should work. I'll pull the lever, and we can get this thing going. Are you ready for this?

EDIT: But I just escaped with Skarzs and Jukka
Mod: I'm afraid that overthrowing us won't be that easy.

Hahahahaha. He is gone! *Goes to secret hidout with Skarzs and Jukka.*

[The Skarzs]

*Calls nearby phone*
You guys realize I'm not here anymore, right? You just put a dang rock into your machine.

*picks up the receiver*
Mod: Yes, James here... uh-huh... yeah, okay. Well, I was aware of that, but since my mini -- um, colleagues seemed to get so excited about putting it there, I figured that I'd let it slide. Anyway, the machine can break down rocks into fuel, so it's all good.

[Faiyloe]

Yes, yes friend Gryphon is right, resistance is futile, those who resisted will be deleted, I mean befriended. 

Mod: Bad news, my friends. I've been called away somewhere, and I have to take the Friendizer with me. We'll have to put off this therapeutic treatment for evil-doers until later. Cheerio. *into small phone* Yes, the plan is proceeding just as we discussed. Once I arrive at the zxqwerpplm we can asfioim the lgakiqxvk and the vzxmvomfl will be aepifamifpl!

Edit: Yes Friend Gryphon. We will await your return. *Stops moving and stands to attention staring blankly at the opposite wall not blinking.*

[Jukka the Sling]

*Is unutterably relieved that the brainwashing has been postponed*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Does epic backflip into topic* Let them go.......or suffer the consequences!!!

[Delthion]

Russa! Come with us to the Secret Hideout!!!

[Russa Nodrey]

Um, are you on our side?

[Delthion]

Yes! How could I ever bow down to those evil tyrants?!

[Russa Nodrey]

Okay, cool. Do you mean the ENSP HQ?

[Delthion]

Elite ninja spy people? Yes.

[The Skarzs]

I'm calling to make a diagnosing appointment for 'James Gryphon'.

[Delthion]

*Is in secret hideout. Not the one for the Elite Ninja Spy People though.*