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[Cornflower MM]

Okay. How about this: You get to have a bunch of guns, you just csn't use them to shoot at Mods, Admins, other members, or alter egos? Is that alright, James?

Mod: It isn't a good idea for our members to have guns. They are very dangerous, and you'll start playing with them and put your eye out. Everyone with guns should give them to the staff. We are your friends. We will take care of you.

[The Skarzs]

They aren't gifts. Also, the more items I own that have the potential to kill me the better I feel.

[Delthion]

Couldn't have put it better myself, although I do prefer fighters to guns.

[Rainshadow]

  *Blank eyes*  *Emotionless face*  Why are you fighting?  The mods are our friends.  They will protect us.  See?  *Points at force field that was SO not erased by Delthion*  The mods are our friends.  They keep us from harm.  Why would you want to hurt them?  They do not want to hurt you.

[The Skarzs]

We aren't hurting them! (Yet) We're just getting prepared for them!

[Tam and Martin]

 *Attempts to stop Delthion*  Please, stop fighting the mods.  The mods are our friends.  They will not hurt us.

Mod: Rarely have I been so proud of a member. Your loyalty has been duly noted and will be rewarded, in due time.

You modified that post yourself......

  (Actually, James edited it, then I edited to fix a word in my own post.  So it was an actual mod edit, but it shows that I edited because I was changing a word.  I hadn't realized that he'd edited it until after I'd done it myself, so... whoops, lol.)

  The mods are our friends.  Why would you want to destroy them?  They take care of us.  They play games with us.  They are our friends.

I see. Interesting.

I believe I am starting to seek allegiance with the mods.

[Rainshadow]

  *Blank eyes*  *Creepy smile*  Yes, Tam and Martin, see the light.  Go towards the light.  You will not regret the decision.

[Tam and Martin]

I.....I see.......the.......LIGHT! *Walks forward very slowly* I......Will not......not reg.......regret........

[The Skarzs]

*Smacks Tam with an alligator gar* THINK CLEARLY!

[Tam and Martin]

*Alligator Gar  *

Er......Um.......Light......

[Rainshadow]

  *Blank eyes*  No, Tam and Martin, do not listen to The Skarzs.  The Skarzs is a faulty member.  Listen to me, Tam and Martin.  Go into the light.  Do not falter on your quest for the light.

[Rusvul]

*tk tk tk tk tk tkkkkkkk* Light. Head for the -the -the -the -the *tk tk tk tk tkkkkkkk SHHHHWWWWWWW tk tk tk tk TKKKKKKK tkkk* the Light. Head for the Light.

[The Skarzs]

Listen to the Alligator Gar! Don't go the light! By the way, it's only a flashlight making the light.
I might be forced to sit on you.

[Morgazath]

Listen to the Alligator Gar! Don't go the light! By the way, it's only a flashlight making the light.
I might be forced to sit on you.

Squish her into jelly. (Hobbit quote. Not from the Hobbit on here.)

[The Skarzs]

I could squish more than one. . .