MEMBERS ONLY!

[lass of something much]

Friends, you speak as if I'm dead. It is not so.

and here I am wishing you were!

[shisteer of nothing much]

This is why you must join the mods. They will fill your heart with joy and your mouth with custard. You will never again have a bad attitude towards a fellow member, unless the kind and friendly mods tell you to.

[lass of something much]

YOU MOSTER!, BACK!, GET BACK I SAY!

[shisteer of nothing much]

I am not a monster. (well... *looks at translation of the word Taniwha* not at heart, anyway) I am your friend. The mods are your friends. Trust them and they will make you happy.

[The Skarzs]

THE POWER OF THE CELLARS COMPELS YOU

[lass of something much]

Trust them and they will make you happy.

hapy to kill you!

[shisteer of nothing much]

The power of The Cellars is due to the mods' hard work. It is under their control, though they have allowed you to have freedom out of their own kindness.

[lass of something much]

death is not freedom, you mind is dead.

[shisteer of nothing much]

My mind is not dead. My mind is very active. The delicious custard has caused me to see new light and my imagination is very active.

[lass of something much]

THEY HAVE NOT EVEN GIVIN YOU CUSTARD YET!

[shisteer of nothing much]

On what grounds do you make this accusation?

[lass of something much]

all of them!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, I can fly and am, therefore, unaffected by your incredibly false accusations and assumptions.

[lass of something much]

 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*whispers to no one in particular* Teer's been brainwashed. What'll we do?