Girls Vs. Boys All Out War!

[Tam and Martin]

Who said you could fly! 

Me. I have Valkyrie-type mechanical wings. Quite expensive. *Dissolves all the tear gas with a zap* Now, now, we don't have to resort to chemical warfare. That would be a cowardly and highly illegal thing to do. Even as a pirate, some basic rules of morality must be observed. *Flies down and kicks Rachel25 in the face*

That's right! No chemical Warfare! It is quite expensive!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Plantz a zree-mile-by-zree -mile long mine zomevhere vhere nobeazt vill expect it, an' zen runz*

[Tam and Martin]

*Mine blows up all the girls but all the boys are safe*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Meanvhile, back on ze ranch, ze corn vaz gettin' reztlezz....

[Tam and Martin]

Because the Tomato's were taking over the garden...

[Faiyloe]

What just happened! What don't you understand about NO EXPLOSIVES!

[Blaggut]

That's PPing


*hides behind the wall.*

No it's not. It just the truth. Its a machine gun with rubber bands. You can't just dodge that!

[Faiyloe]

If I am behind a wall I can.

[Blaggut]

To late! You already repsonded! Finally Somone gets hurt!

[Rusvul]

*Zaps everybody who is anywhere with fatal energy. (Hard to dodge, maybe hide behind someting)

[Emperor Ublaz]

Rusvul! You've gone and killed us all! NOOOOO!!!


...Just kidding! I'm still alive.

[Faiyloe]

I am still behind the wall. 

[Rusvul]

 *Swoops behind Faiyloe and stabs her in the back*

[Tam and Martin]

What just happened! What don't you understand about NO EXPLOSIVES!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze zmav mooze quietly invade ziz zread*