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Norham Waterpaw

#855
February 06, 2014, 11:32:38 PM
*gives lock hacker to prisoners* "Make a break for it, guys!"
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Gonff the Mousethief

#856
February 07, 2014, 01:27:14 AM
*steals codes and puts norham in jail*
nono bad boy!
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#857
February 07, 2014, 02:13:12 AM
Corkz, almozt got oot o' 'ere! Fie on ye Norham for mezzin' up our ezcape! *Goez an' zitz in a pitch-black corner o' 'iz cell an' ztarez at ze vav*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Norham Waterpaw

#858
February 07, 2014, 02:15:54 AM
*shouts out the cell bars* "Sorry Hiag! I almost had it, too! (If it weren't fer you meddling kids!)
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

The Shade

#859
February 07, 2014, 11:33:03 AM
We need an update of how many inmates there are...
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

The Skarzs

#861
February 07, 2014, 06:31:23 PM
EAT THEM ALL, GORGON! MWAHAHAHAH!!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

rachel25

#862
February 08, 2014, 02:00:54 PM
Good thing he's in a cell alone.  ::)

The Skarzs

#863
February 09, 2014, 05:29:12 AM
No, my gorgon broke the cell open. Be afraid. . . Be very afraid. . .
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

rachel25

#864
February 09, 2014, 11:02:05 AM
*shoots Gorgon several times* Well thats him taken care of, now Skarzs, I'm putting you in the fire cell with Shade. *puts Skarzs in fire cell with Shade*

Norham Waterpaw

#865
February 09, 2014, 01:22:44 PM
*quietly pulls out PyroTechnics Briefcase*
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

The Shade

#866
February 09, 2014, 01:36:59 PM
Ahoy, can you pass that over here Norham... HELLO SKARZ.
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Vilu Daskar

#867
February 09, 2014, 03:11:04 PM
Keep cleaning or else.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Gonff the Mousethief

#868
February 09, 2014, 04:12:31 PM
*takes that briefcase and throws it in the acid cell I created*
What were you saying Shade?
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


rachel25

#869
February 09, 2014, 04:48:29 PM
*watches smiling, as case melts* Norham, I'm putting you in solitary confinement! *does what I just said* 
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