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The Skarzs

#1005
March 06, 2014, 07:56:04 PM
I NEVER CAME OUT OF MY CELL!!!!! WHADYA THINK YER DOING DRAGGING ME BACK IN A PLACE I WAS ALREADY IN TO BEGIN WITH?!?!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#1006
March 06, 2014, 07:59:01 PM
Norham pulled ye oot o' it originally. Zuz, ye vere a collaborator in a joint prizon-break.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

#1007
March 06, 2014, 08:31:00 PM
Let me walk you through this.

Norham unlocked my door.
He runs away.
I'm confused.
I stay in my cell.
Nor did NOT pull me out.
And you give me an unjust sentence for something I did not do. I demand justice.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Norham Waterpaw

#1008
March 06, 2014, 11:09:54 PM
*uses alpha particle accelerator rifle to melt door*

*throws alpha particle grenade into Smaug's office*

*runs*
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#1009
March 07, 2014, 12:34:43 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 06, 2014, 08:31:00 PM
Let me walk you through this.

Norham unlocked my door.
He runs away.
I'm confused.
I stay in my cell.
Nor did NOT pull me out.
And you give me an unjust sentence for something I did not do. I demand justice.

Zorry, zat'z 'ov Dark-Core Prizon vorkz, mate!

Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on March 06, 2014, 11:09:54 PM
*uses alpha particle accelerator rifle to melt door*

*throws alpha particle grenade into Smaug's office*

*runs*

Smaug grumbles as the convict's pathetic attempt to escape is foiled by the effects of Dark-Core Prison. The rifle itself melts, and the grenade burns out and fails to explode. Smaug shook his head at the idiot and grabs him by the scruff of the neck (again) and throws him in a special cell where any further attempts to escape fail miserably and cause the prisoner to severely hurt with several waves of pain that get more painful every time an escape attempt is made, as well as giving Skarzs the same treatment. Smaug returns back to his office.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Norham Waterpaw

#1010
March 07, 2014, 01:44:32 AM
*coughs awkwardly* Eheh... Sorry Skarzs... again.

Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

The Skarzs

#1011
March 07, 2014, 02:09:51 AM
I will end you.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#1012
March 07, 2014, 10:45:48 PM
Puts Norham in darkcore prison
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

#1013
March 11, 2014, 02:08:44 PM
He's already in Dark Core Prison. And HiaG's in charge of that place.  8)

Vilu Daskar

#1014
March 11, 2014, 02:44:39 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on March 11, 2014, 02:08:44 PM
He's already in Dark Core Prison. And HiaG's in charge of that place.  8)
I put him in again and i'm a guard there to
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Vilu Daskar

#1016
March 17, 2014, 08:15:17 PM
*Takes Skarz out of his cell, shoots him with tranquilizer gun, and puts him back in just for fun.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#1017
March 17, 2014, 08:45:17 PM
I'm in dark core.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#1019
March 19, 2014, 12:34:38 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2014, 08:45:17 PM
I'm in dark core.
I can do it there to
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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