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Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, July 24, 2011, 11:06:49 PM

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Ungatt Trunn

#270
November 12, 2013, 11:26:07 PM
I can say the ABC's in under three seconds!

Life is too short to rush through it.

Leatho Shellhound

#271
November 13, 2013, 12:25:22 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on November 12, 2013, 11:26:07 PM
I can say the ABC's in under three seconds!

I can burp my ABC's! 
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#272
November 13, 2013, 02:00:04 AM
Ah can count me ABC'z, az vell az zink 'em!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Norham Waterpaw

#273
November 14, 2013, 02:18:00 AM
I can slap fish.
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Leatho Shellhound

#274
November 14, 2013, 04:04:00 AM
I can eat a fish!
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#275
November 16, 2013, 11:37:49 PM
Ah can count fizh! Vone fizh, tvo fizh, red fizh, blue fizh...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Unimaginative

#276
December 04, 2013, 10:53:29 PM
I can eat fish while I count 'em. One fish *Chomp* Two fish *Crunch*.
"Once built a steamboat in a meadow
Cos I'd forgotten how to sail" - The Gardener , The Tallest Man on Earth

Leatho Shellhound

#277
December 05, 2013, 11:43:07 PM
lol ^^

I can swim under water while counting and eating fish!
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Brinty

#278
December 27, 2013, 12:34:50 AM
O yea, well I can eat, count, catch, swim, and fish all at the same time for three days strait!
Frodo: "Sam you must understand I'm going alone"
Sam: "Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!"

Hook: "Come on peter pan fly to the rescue and I'll shoot you right through your noble intentions!"

Bard: "You have no right, no right to enter that mountain!"
Thorin: "I have thee only right.

Jukka the Sling

#279
December 27, 2013, 12:36:55 AM
But I can do it for 12 days straight! In a freezing lake in the dead of winter in Alaska!
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Brinty

#280
December 27, 2013, 12:50:53 AM
Well I can do it at the hottest spot on the earth!   :P
Frodo: "Sam you must understand I'm going alone"
Sam: "Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!"

Hook: "Come on peter pan fly to the rescue and I'll shoot you right through your noble intentions!"

Bard: "You have no right, no right to enter that mountain!"
Thorin: "I have thee only right.

Dannflor

#281
June 11, 2014, 05:07:19 PM
I can sing let it go in a smeagol voice
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

The Skarzs

#282
June 11, 2014, 10:14:11 PM
I've killed someone with my big toe.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Unimaginative

#283
June 14, 2014, 05:25:52 PM
I killed someone with my little toe!
"Once built a steamboat in a meadow
Cos I'd forgotten how to sail" - The Gardener , The Tallest Man on Earth

The Skarzs

#284
June 14, 2014, 07:56:52 PM
Oh yeah? Well I killed them with the smell!


:P
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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