Knight's quest v2

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

He decides to buy none and hitches a ride onto a Vogon Death-Ship, after which the planet behind him is suddenly blown into a million smitherines.

[Gnoflet]

And a sub from the shop hit him made him veer out of control. 

[Norham Waterpaw]

And he decides to eat the sub because, it's not really a sub, but a sub. And, it's meatball.

[Gnoflet]

But than a plane from the shop hit the sub from his hand and hit him in the chest.

[psybox]

However, before he had a chance to get it back, the sub hit a powerful time-based entity that was allergic to subs, the result was that everything living at that time was moved into the future with false memories to make them fit in. 

Sir Bob, the first ever man to be knighted for forgetting the location of a pool cue, woke up.  He walked to a shop which sold:

• Kittens
• Oranges
• cardboard boxes

OOC: Mouse over the options for the prices
BIC: As Bob worked at the shop, the amount of money he had was irrelevent.

[Blaggut]

A goldfish the. Floated up to the shop, bob felt a memory nagging at the back of his head. Who are you? He asked the fish. I am a time traveler he then stabbed bob with a needle and he recovered his memory. The goldfish said: irrelevant, you remember me! He then pushed bob into the tardis and the traveled to the time of star wars. He then appeared right infront han solo!

[Norham Waterpaw]

And Bob got in the way, and now we'll never know if Han shot first!

[Blaggut]

FACT: in the movie, the alien DID actaully shoot first. My friend and I paused it an saw!

[psybox]

they rereleased the movie with a couple changes at some point, Greedo shot first in the changed version.  In the original Han Solo shot first.

[Norham Waterpaw]

And then got thrown through the Vortex and landed by Batman in the Batmobile and....

[Blaggut]

Batman thought he was an evil villain. He almost kills before robins alternate universe version saves bob!

[Norham Waterpaw]

And bob thinks robin os evil, and throws him from the train! What train? Shut up!

[Gnoflet]

And throws him self back into time...

[Norham Waterpaw]

And slaps King Arthur! After running from the gaurds for a while, he whiskes himself away to...

[Wolfhunter333]

Great Britain during WWII. Bob then stumbles upon an odd man who tries to sell him a Chula Warship. Not knowing what's going on Bob nearly runs into a small boy with a gas mask. Bob then freaks out because he doesn't have a gas mask and so could be in danger of getting poisoned. After hyperventilating for a while he runs off to find one, barely hearing the boy behind him calling after him "mummy!" Bob hides in a house for a while, but then realizes that the gas can get in and so runs out to look for another spot. Bob spots a weird capsule surrounded by barbed wire, he decides this is a great place to hide and gets in just before a bomb comes down to blow it up. Everyone watching assumed that the capsule blew up, however, the capsule actually got sent spiraling through time because the blast tore a whole in the universe, shoving the capsule (and Bob) through it. Bob opens the doors stumbling out into...