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[Faiyloe]

I said I took your devices from you so you couldn't leave even if you wanted to.

[Rainshadow]

  Eh, I'd rather not do this.  Rus, wanna join me on a real adventure?  *Pulls out gold key*  *Taps key*  *TARDIS slowly appears in front of them*  Ah, I love that new feature.  *Walks inside*  You comin', or do you just wanna stay here and die of starvation?  I could actually take us to Redwall in this thing.  Probably.  She might not like it.

[Faiyloe]

I said I took your devices! I was going to make things more interesting. *a score of Nazis march in to view* 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...An' are promptly eaten by a fairly large blue iguana viz zharp fangz zat gae A-A-A-A-AAAA!!!

Nikk vin!

[Jukka the Sling]

Nope, I win! How many times do I have to tell you people that! 

[Faiyloe]

Then the fairly large blue iguana with sharp fangs turns on Rusvul. 

[Tiria Wildlough]

Then the fairly large blue iguana with sharp fangs turns on Rusvul...
...And Tiria wins again.

She said it! Who are we to disagree?

[Rainshadow]

I said I took your devices! I was going to make things more interesting. *a score of Nazis march in to view* 

  Sorry, but a key isn't a device.  Plus the fact that my key is specially programmed to return to me, much like Percy Jackson's sword, Riptide.  *Disappears*

[Rusvul]

If you really want to know about how I keep having devices even after you take them, fine. So, my transporter is the only one of its type in existance. It tears a hole through another dimension and pushes me through. I can also travel to that other dimension, though I can only survive there for a limited time. I have a system there that checks every five minutes if I have my transporter and my phaser, and a few other key items. They are all made up of temporary matter, unstable isotopes of the usual elements kept in place by a charge. If when the check occurs, the device in question is not found within three feet of my life signs, the temporary matter is dispersed and a new item is created via replicator, and beamed directly to me, into its usual place. Take my transporter as much as you like, it will always appear back on my arm at a maximum of five minutes. The items are also set to overload if any unrecognized life form should touch them. I am the only one with access. And if you were planning on going into the other dimension and destroying my system, you can't unless I take you there, and I won't.
*Shoots giant blue igauana with phaser set to maximum stun* Alright, Rain. I'll come. Share the win? *Steps on to the TARDIS* That is what it is, isn't it?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Justo skip the explanation, I win!

[Faiyloe]

Oh go ahead I was getting board any way and I can go in another dimension with out your silly device.

[rachel25]

I go through my wormholes and portals 

[The Shade]

Lets just cut to the chase; NIKK VIN.

[rachel25]

who's Nikk Vin 

[The Shade]

Weasel of course!