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[The Skarzs]

*Clap clap clap clap clap! 
Horay!!

[Rainshadow]

  ...Sleeeeeeeeeeep...

[The Skarzs]

....SNOORREEE....

[Rainshadow]

  Why do I have Carry On My Wayward Son stuck in my head?

[The Skarzs]

I don't know, but get it out, now!!

[Rainshadow]

  BUT I FOUND A PRETTY LULLABY VERSION OF IT AND NOW I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT!!!  (But there's a creepy crying guy as the picture for the video.  I think he's from Supernatural...?)

[The Skarzs]

Don't stare! whatever you do, don't stare at him!

ITS A TRAP!

[Rainshadow]

  Okay, Admiral Ackbar. 

[The Skarzs]

Tarp. It's a tarp, not a trap.  

Greetings earthling. Nom nom nom. *eats rain

(Yes. yes I did start it again)

[Rainshadow]

  Wait, are you calling me an earthling or Ungatt?  'Cause I'm a Martian Time Lord.  With a big appetite.  *Eats Skarzsy again*  Still tastes nasty.  Bleh!  *Downs a bowl of hotroot soup*  Ah!  Much better!

[The Skarzs]

I changed it.

Don't. Call. Me. Skarzsy.

*Eats the hotroot soup and then eats his way out again

[Rainshadow]

  *Eats Skarzsy and sends him to the deepest, darkest pits of my stomach, affectionately called Tartarus*

  'Scuse me, Skarzs, but I ain't human.  I don't even LIVE on Earth!  I'm in my TARDIS right now, trying to find the library.  It always goes missing at the most annoying times.  But that's beside the point.  I'm a TIME LORD.  Y'know, alien?  I can regenerate when I die?  (Haven't done so yet, thankfully.)  Planet Gallifrey in the constellation Kasterborous?  But I was born after the Time War, and have lived pretty much all my life on Mars.  I visit Earth a lot, but it's not nearly as good as Mars.  Ah, I remember the good ole days when me and my buddies would play tricks on the Ice Warrior guards.  Of course, I was scolded a lot, but it sure was fun. 

[The Skarzs]

*eye twitches as he hears the word Skarzsy spoken from the alien's lips








GGAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Rainshadow]

Teeheehee!  *Eats Skarzsy's scream*

[Leatho Shellhound]

No matter how long I stay away from this topic, I still aways win!