Last post wins

[The Skarzs]

But I just ate a hamburger, so I win

[Norham Waterpaw]

I just ate baked french toast. I win.

[The Skarzs]

You only win if you made it yourself

[Norham Waterpaw]

And what if I did?

[Ungatt Trunn]

*Wins*

[Faiyloe]

So what you say Hitty  Join me.

[The Skarzs]

*Epic deep voice of Voice number three
You Must Join Us, Hitler!

[Rainshadow]

  *Awesome British accent*  No, Hitler, don't do it!  Don't do it!  They're insane!  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Yeah, for once, I agree with Rainy.  Those guys are crazier than me and Rainy put together!  (Not Faiy or Skarzsy, mind you, but their odd little minion people...)

  *Heavy German accent*  I just want to play chess...  *Heavy German accent ends*

  Well, Rainy?  What do you say?

  *Awesome British accent*  *Whines*  Do I have to?  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Yes.

  *Awesome British accent*  *Sigh*  Fine.  I'll play chess with you, Adolf.  *Awesome British accent ends*

  *Heavy German accent*  Yippee!  *Runs to set up a chess table in the cupboard*  *Heavy German accent ends*

  *Awesome British accent*  *Glares*  You owe me, Rain.  *Walks into the cupboard*  *Awesome British accent ends*

  *Giggles*  *Shuts the door*  *Locks it*  Looks like Hitler grew soft from all those years of hangin' with Rainy.  Weird.

[The Skarzs]

Don't worry about my voices; they only gave me superhuman strength and are currently attempting to take over the world. They're pretty nice, once you get to know them.

*Voice number one
Skarzs, You Must Join Us!

*Voice number two
Yes. Our Host Must Be With Us To Witness Our Victory Over These Other Puny Forms!

*Voice number three
Join Us, If Those Fools Hitler And Rainy Choose Not To!

Alright, alright. Just leave my friends alone; the other two chess players may perish, if need be.

Voice number three
We Have Meatloaf. . .

WHERE!? Give it me now!!!!

[MatthiasMan]

I have two reasons that support my win.

1) I'm eating some sweet potato fries.

2) Last post.

GG

[Faiyloe]

Hey rain do you think You could lock Eolyiaf in there with Rainy and Hitler too.  She is driving me crazy. I don't even know how she got out of the underground prison.   

[The Skarzs]

Join us!
Join us!

[The Shade]

I win because... last post maybe?

[The Skarzs]

That Depends On If We Don't

[The Shade]

...Riiiiiiiiight...