Last post wins

[Rainshadow]

  *Comes back from the dead*  Ha!  My name is Rainshadow.  You killed me.  Prepare to die!

[W0NWILL]

*dies, then comes back from the dead* Hello. My name is W0NWILL. You killed my life. Prepare to die.

[Rainshadow]

  *Epic duel with Wonwill*  I win!  Surrender or die again!

[W0NWILL]

Never!

(I'm the guy in black, the Dread Pirate Roberts.)

[Rainshadow]

  Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
  Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
  Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
  Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
  Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
  Man in Black: And what is that?
  Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
  [Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]

[W0NWILL]

There's something you need to know.
What?
I'm not left-handed either.

[Rainshadow]

  *Continues fencing*

Inigo Montoya: My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword. My father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.
[Shows the Man in Black the sword]
Man in Black: I've never seen its equal.
Inigo Montoya: The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.
[strokes the scars on his cheeks]
Man in Black: How old were you?
Inigo Montoya: I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[W0NWILL]

Lovely. *Clocks him over the head with the hilt."

[Rainshadow]

  *Doesn't knock him out, unlike the movie*  Ha!  I win!

[Redwallfan7]

I win

[Rainshadow]

  (Lol, we just kinda had a whole movie geek moment didn't we, Wonwill?)

  I WIN!

[W0NWILL]

Aye, we did. Anyway, I win.

[Rainshadow]

  No, fine madam.  I win!

[W0NWILL]

Sorr, but I do!

[Rainshadow]

  Nope!