Last post wins

[Rainshadow]

  Hrm, made out of wood?  Odd...

[Maudie]

THE BOSS IS IN!!!
I Win! 

[Rusvul]

I win because I'm going to push Mask off the cliff too.

Thats not very nice!
I win because I'm still alive after I got pushed off a cliff.

Yes, you're alive until you hit the ground or starve... neither are going to happen, because it's just a hypothetical cliff I pushed you off of, you're not actually falling until I push you off a real one... Hey, Mask, would you mind standing over here...

[Rainshadow]

  I win 'cause today is Impossible Astronaut Day!    About to go find a Sharpie to draw tally marks on my arm lol.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I still win !

[Rainshadow]

  I win because I'm soooooo tired.  Seriously, spreading bark on the flowerbeds for 4 hours?  Not fun!

[Rusvul]

Yeesh. I win because I'm still at the hypothetical cliff made of wood, and I can hypothetically summon the hypothetical Rainshadow to hypothetically push off of the hypothetical cliff.

[Rainshadow]

  Where I then use my vortex manipulator to transport myself back to the top of the cliff and shove you off.

[Rusvul]

Er, I already pickpocketed the vortex manipulator. Right before I shoved you off for the second time. So, you're falling. Hypothetically.

[Rainshadow]

  Er, no, you took the fake one.  I have two.  You stole my decoy vortex manipulator!  So, technically, YOU'RE falling! 

[Maudie]

er, neither of you win, so i guess i do! 

[Rainshadow]

  *Shoves Masky off cliff*

[Redwallfan7]

*Shoves Rain off of a cliff* I win!

[Rainshadow]

  *Teleports back up with vortex manipulator*  When will you silly Earthlings learn? 

[Tam and Martin]

We will never!!!! *pushes Rain and Reddy off the cliff*