Last post wins

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah vin becauze ah've read epizodez I, II, IV, an' V o' Ztar Varz. Ah'm readin' epizode VI at ze moment.

[Rainshadow]

  What about episode III?

[Tam and Martin]

I win because I read episode III

[Redwallfan7]

I win!

[Rainshadow]

  I deduce that I have won.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I win because Sherlock says that all the evidence points to me winning!

[Rainshadow]

  Ha!  Impossible!  Plot twist:  Sherlock is me. 

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ha!  Impossible!  Plot twist:  Sherlock is me. 

Then it was you that proved that I won

[Rainshadow]

  No, it was not.  There is an impostor!

[Ungatt Trunn]

No, it was not.  There is an impostor!

Then it was he that said that I win

[Rainshadow]

  It must've been my evil twin brother, Khan.  He loves to go waltzing about in my trench coat and scarf, pretending to be the famous Sherlock Holmes.

[Ungatt Trunn]

It must've been my evil twin brother, Khan.  He loves to go waltzing about in my trench coat and scarf, pretending to be the famous Sherlock Holmes.

He proved that I win, so I like him!

[Rainshadow]

  You mean you'd rather be on the side of the criminals with Khan



  than on the side of the angels with me?



  What is wrong with you...?

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[Ungatt Trunn]

If Khan proves that I win, then I'll join his side! Wadya say, Khan 'ol pal?
Kham: Sure thing!
Me: Great! *Joins Kham's side*

[Rainshadow]

  You will regret that decision.



  (Lol, seriously, you probably would regret the decision to join Khan's side.  You'd most likely be dead within 20 minutes... or less...)