Last post wins

[The Shade]

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[Rusvul]

 Uh, Rus, I know that the one post was a while ago, but Time Lords only have two hearts.  They don't have three.  And if you kill a Time Lord, they don't actually die.  They just regenerate into a new form.  They can do that twelve times (a total of thirteen lives), and I'm on my first life.  Haven't died yet.  If you were to kill me, you'd just make the situation worse.  Worse for you, that is.  Within twenty-four hours of regeneration, a Time Lord still has his or her regeneration power running through their body, healing them.  So if you were to shoot me after I regenerated, I'd just heal myself.  Not helpful for you.  I wouldn't attack me if I were you.  

Oh. Okay. Well then, I won't shoot you with a phaser.

really I'm disappointed in you Rusvul *snaps fingers and his device disappears*

You know, the Continuum really does frown on Q using their powers to interfere with humans. But anyway, this particular way of annoying me won't work. You see, this handy little gadget *In a burst of light and energy, the device appears in Rus's hand again* Is a sort of transporter. But not the usual 'Decompose you into your atoms, transport, and reassemble' junk. No. It allows me to make a dimensional tear, and transport myself anywhere in range, disregarding shields and all other protections. It also is completely untraceable by normal equipment. And, best of all, it's programmed to come back to me. It can't be stolen, because it always reforms itself near me, even if it was completely destroyed. Devices like this have been used in the past, but with the slight side effect of unbinding your DNA and killing you after repeated use. I've perfected it. So...  *Straps back to arm and taps a few buttons* Cya. *Teleports directly to the Win, and everybody else into the Delta Quadrant*

[Rainshadow]

  ...Which is where I found my original vortex manipulator (I bought it off the black market), so I can just go buy another one.  Gimme a minute.  *Wanders away*

  ...One minute later...

  *Walks back in, fiddling with a brand spanking new vortex manipulator*  Hehehe...  *Teleports to the Win, kicking Rus out of the glowing throne of winning*

[Ferrousferret]

Release the Kraken... while I win.

[Rainshadow]

  Nah, I don't think that I want to do that.  I don't wanna release the Kraken.  He's rather cranky today.  Complaining about a tentacle cramp.

[Tiny Jackalope]

GASPETHNESS!!!!!

[Rainshadow]

  Okay. 

[Faiyloe]

 Uh, Rus, I know that the one post was a while ago, but Time Lords only have two hearts.  They don't have three.  And if you kill a Time Lord, they don't actually die.  They just regenerate into a new form.  They can do that twelve times (a total of thirteen lives), and I'm on my first life.  Haven't died yet.  If you were to kill me, you'd just make the situation worse.  Worse for you, that is.  Within twenty-four hours of regeneration, a Time Lord still has his or her regeneration power running through their body, healing them.  So if you were to shoot me after I regenerated, I'd just heal myself.  Not helpful for you.  I wouldn't attack me if I were you.  

Oh. Okay. Well then, I won't shoot you with a phaser.

really I'm disappointed in you Rusvul *snaps fingers and his device disappears*

You know, the Continuum really does frown on Q using their powers to interfere with humans. But anyway, this particular way of annoying me won't work. You see, this handy little gadget *In a burst of light and energy, the device appears in Rus's hand again* Is a sort of transporter. But not the usual 'Decompose you into your atoms, transport, and reassemble' junk. No. It allows me to make a dimensional tear, and transport myself anywhere in range, disregarding shields and all other protections. It also is completely untraceable by normal equipment. And, best of all, it's programmed to come back to me. It can't be stolen, because it always reforms itself near me, even if it was completely destroyed. Devices like this have been used in the past, but with the slight side effect of unbinding your DNA and killing you after repeated use. I've perfected it. So...  *Straps back to arm and taps a few buttons* Cya. *Teleports directly to the Win, and everybody else into the Delta Quadrant*

I'm just having a bit of fun. 

[Rainshadow]

  *Is still seated on her shining golden throne of Win*  (Yes, Win is capitalized for a reason.  )

[Tam and Martin]

I so win!

[Rainshadow]

  Ha!

[Tam and Martin]

Yes!

[Faiyloe]

I question your logic.

[Rainshadow]

  I've been waiting to use that for a looooong time. 

[Jukka the Sling]

I win!

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| * * * * |   My crown (not that great, I was just experimenting with symbols)
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