Cellar drink Taste testing.

[Coobreedan]

I like Fanta. BUT NOT AS MUCH AS OCTOBER ALE! 

[Nightfire]

Do I have to keep reminding you guys over and over and over and over again? REDWALL ONLY!!!!!!!!!

Takes a swig of grog, then spits it back out, lighting the table on fire.

[Martha Braebuck]

I made strawberry fizz once!

[Coobreedan]

Do I have to keep reminding you guys over and over and over and over again? REDWALL ONLY!!!!!!!!!

Takes a swig of grog, then spits it back out, lighting the table on fire.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! *Throws water onto fire*

I like October Ale best.

[Nightfire]

"What's with the question mark?" Nightfire asks as she takes a huge gulp of Cold Mint Tea.

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Skalrag begins to create a suicide, since she can never decide decide what to try first.

[Nightfire]

Nightfire splashes a humongous tun of Beetroot Wine over Skalrag's head, catching some in a beaker and taking a large gulp.

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Awwwww, this'll never come outta my hair!! You evil little squirrel...Skalrag chases Nightfire with a feather.

[Nightfire]

"Evil, little squirrel? Excuse me? I'm nearly two feet taller than you!" she call as she runs from him. She throws a beaker of Pennycloud Wine at him, swigging some Parsnip Cordial.

[Skalrag of Marshank]

What is with all the drink throwing? Skalrag runs to get an umbrella from the closet. "Evil BIG squirrel..."

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

What is with all the drink throwing? Skalrag runs to get an umbrella from the closet. "Evil BIG squirrel..."

Dinnae furget tubby!

[Nightfire]

"Eeeeeaaaayyyeeeeh!! Yayalahoooooooooooooooo!!!" Nightfire whacks HiaG over the head with a tun of ale for calling her tubby. She then downs an entire keg of Strawberry Cordial, kicking the empty barrel so that it trips Skalrag.

[Coobreedan]

*Shakes fizzy Strawberry Cordial, Cordial explodes* MWAHAHAHA---*Drowns in drink flood*

[Nightfire]

Nightfire goes over a waterfall of Cherry Cordial, supping some as she does. The others stare in wonderment that a Cherry Cordial waterfall can even exist.

[Coobreedan]

*Is washed on to shore of weird beach called Butty* What the? *Sees 'boat trips to Redwall for free sign'* Cool!
Strange Boat Sparrow: Heello um giant Poisonteeth Worm. I is guess you want um trip to Redwall?
*Nods*
Strange Boat Sparrow: Okey-dokey then. I give it to you absolutely free for um $999999.
*Eats, steals boat and somehow gets to Redwall Cellars.*