Hello everybody, let me tell you about Homestuck....

[Jetthebinturong]

The angry death of every hopeful thought

The Horrorstuck part was what started with S Kanaya: Return to core and ended with the death of Vriska

[BlueRose]

That I might be a lover or a fighter that I'm not.

Ooohhh. That part. That was sad. I didn't want Vriska to die.

[Jetthebinturong]

In someone's spiderweb or net I could be caught

Nor did Terezi but it was necessary. Vriska's afterlife bit is cool though. Have you read her awesome speech yet?

[BlueRose]

But I'm too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot.

Depends on which awesome speech you are talking about.  But yeah, she's pretty cool dead.

[Jetthebinturong]

So what do you want me to say? Sorry?

Hmmm, I can only remember one awesome speech of hers, which one have you read?

[BlueRose]

Should I apologize when you ignore me?

Umm... I think a lot of Vriska's stuff is cool. I totally wish I was Scorpio instead of Cancer.

[Jetthebinturong]

I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely

I'm a Pisces, I rule over the land and seas as the genderbent version of Meenah, Meenoh Peixes!

[BlueRose]

Or to be hatched into an ugly story.


I haven't done my Vantas yet. In fact, I'm putting her off. I really dislike being Cancer. (Karkat is annoying. Like, really annoying.) I'm probably gonna do either Leijon or Megido next.

[The Skarzs]

You don't like being Cancer? Well, that's new.

[BlueRose]

I'm a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares


I don't like being related in any way, shape, or form to Karkat.

Btw, Skarzsy, you messed up the groove. I don't suppose you noticed the presence of seemingly random sentences/phrases at the beginnings of the posts?

[Jetthebinturong]

But then I guess I bored them both to death

Why don't you like Karkat? He's so sweet and tsundere its almost unfathomably adorable

Yeah Skarzs, don't mess up the PhemieC songs, it's not right

[BlueRose]

And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces


He reminds me of my annoying boy-cousin. Like, a lot, he reminds me of my cousin. My cousin who happens to be Capricorn. (Scary.)

[Jetthebinturong]

Better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

honk HONK : o) Welcome to THE DARK CARNIVAL brother honk HONK : o(

[BlueRose]

I'm impressed, you've managed to survive


Oh no. Not you too. Gamzee blows holes in waaayyy too many of my ships.

[Jetthebinturong]

But rest assured we'd all be better off dead than alive

I don't like Gamzee, Karkat is my favourite as I've already said