The Dying Topic

[lass of something much]

*Drops to the ground*  *Gasps for the airs*

Sheev is dying.

oh no!

[Russa Nodrey]

Gee, thanks Russa.

Always happy to help.

[lass of something much]

wa

[Kade Rivok]

Kade, if you die i am taking your fork.

I'll take you *cough* with me if *wheeze* you dare....

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Sheev is coming under a respiratory attack, so I'm gonna say pneumonia.
Kade. .  . Has either been shot or is having a heart attack.

Gee, thanks Russa.

*quietly hides bow and quiver behind back*

[Kade Rivok]

It was an... icicle....

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*notices a puddle of very cold water beside Kade and rubs it into the ground with footpaw*

[Kade Rivok]

But, like... one of those *cough* fake... plastic ones... you know?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Okay, it definitely wasn't me who shot you then.

[Kade Rivok]

And I heard- heard a... laughing coming from *cough* behind... and someone said "It is I, Ebantu, who has slain you!" and I *wheeze* was like  "No way, like, how could she?"

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Goodbye. *leaves topic*

[lass of something much]

far well my friend.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

And I heard- heard a... laughing coming from *cough* behind... and someone said "It is I, Ebantu, who has slain you!" and I *wheeze* was like  "No way, like, how could she?"

I'm the last person I would have suspected, but it was me all along.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Begins to fully pass away*

[Booklover]

Have any of you actually read the first page of this topic? You do realise that it's the topic that's dying, not us.