The British Are Coming!

[Tam and Martin]

AHHH!!! *Geys grabbed by a zombie* Help!

*Shoots the zombie in the brain*

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ah, thanks Tam. Now, we have to AHHHH!!!! *Gets raised into the air by a large swarm of flying pigs that bite like leeches. They fly me over to their large nest in a VERY tall pine tree* Help! The flying pigs who bite like leeches have me stuck up in this tree!

[Tam and Martin]

*Flying pigs carry me to the tree and put me I it also* Well now we are up here together!

[Ungatt Trunn]

But...AHH! There getting a barbecue stove ready! SOMEBODY, HELP!!!

[Tam and Martin]

AYE SOMEBODY HELP US!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Were gunna die!

[Tam and Martin]

I know!

[Ungatt Trunn]

AHHH! There getting the gravy out! And the sauce!

[Tam and Martin]

And the Pepper!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ahh, there starting to sprinkle the pepper on us!

[Tam and Martin]

NO NOT THAT! I'M ALLERGIC TO PEPPER!

[Ungatt Trunn]

So am I-Ahhhh....ahhhh...AAAHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Sneezes all the flying pigs that bite like leeches away, and also sneezes Tam and self out of the tree and into a small pool* *gets up out of pool* Heh, he escaped, Tam!

[Tam and Martin]

Yay! I thought they were gonna put pepper on me!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Well, they put it on me...hence the LARGE sneeze from that saved us both!

[Tam and Martin]

Okay...thanks....Now how do we get back to the main body?