Croaker

[Nightfire]

I raise you a leviathan and behemoth, and I call your chips. Bwahahahahaha!

[Martha Braebuck]

I'm confused....

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah caw. 8 dize, a picture o' a rock, an' 12 calculatorz.

[Nightfire]

I call that and raise you a boat, two umbrellas, and a squid.

[Redwall Musician]

Too high! I fold!

[Nightfire]

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

[Icefire]

Ug, my hand is not worth this! I fold!

[Matthias720]

I call.

Two kegs 'tober Ale, a pikeaxe, and Stormfin with a hatchet in its mouth (a real pike-axe).

[Nightfire]

I call.

I'll raise ye two pumpkins, a mountain, and the Salamandastron treasure room.

[Icefire]

Um...Nightfire, you don't raise when someone calls. You show your hand.

[Nightfire]

Whatever. My hand is: Two pumpkins, a mountain. the Salamandastron treasure room, an umbrella, three rain boots, and a sword.

[Icefire]

New game!
*deals out a new hand to anyone playing*
I'll start the bidding with 9 pieces of eight.

[Matthias720]

I bet three copies of SBCG4AP and a nunchuk-gun.

[Redwall Musician]

I raise it a polar bear, seven fields of corn, and a airplane.

[Matthias720]

Just to check, put is that airplane a commercial jet, or is it a small prop-job?