All out forum war!!!!

[Trigoma]

trigoma sets oil to the hanky and puts it on fire. then runs away like a mischievous dibbun.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aldar plays:



and then hides in a tree while Asmodeus attacks everybody.

[Hálig]

Halig takes some beach balls and throws them at everybody causing MASS CHAOS and then hides in a tree.

[Nightfire]

Nightfire swats everyone with palm leaves, and then throws sand on Aldar. "Here's a little gift from Alenra!" she yells as she's doing so. 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Random mouse walks up and stops in front of everybody, and answers Nightfire.

"Life is a gift, to be tresured and held forever and forever, as long as you live, as long as you breathe, for is not life just a wonderful realm? Is not life but a keeper, and a dreamer, of all that is good and-"

Aldar gets annoyed at the mouse and throws one of his daggers into his throat, killing him instantly. He retrives his knife and starts making several sparra' omelets for everybody.

*Random Philisophical Mouse has died*

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Awwwwwww...poor random philosophical mouse...*Starts laughing hysterically for no reason*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Laughs with Skalrag, then throws a dagger at his throat.

[Nightfire]

Nightfire gets annoyed, and throws her dirk at Aldar, and the blade strikes him between the eyes. She shoots a poison dart with her blowpipe, and it strikes Skalrag in his paw. She shoots an arrow at Halig, and it kills instantly.

[Martha Braebuck]

*Martha sits on the ground watching everyone wondering where Horty is*

[Martha Braebuck]

(uhhh...this topic is kinda gettin' brutal and....*runs away*)

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Skalrag finds a feather and starts tickling everyone.

[Nightfire]

(I ask this respectufully, but...how can you run away when your in a wheelchair?)

Nightfire throws apples at everyone, then trows a huge squishy pear at Halig. It lands on his snout, covering him completely in sticky pear juice. "Yayalahoooooo!!!"

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Skalrag hides in a corner.

[Nightfire]

Nightfire spots Skalrag, and she runs over to him, and pressing a huge slapstick into his paw, shoves him into the fray, calling after him. "You're more likely to die cowerin' in a corner than fightin'!" She runs after him, pulling him headlong into the fray, whacking a creature over the head with a grapefruit as she did so. "C'mon, matey, we fight together, or we both die!"

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Uhhhh...O.K. Suddenly, aliens begin dropping into the room from the ceiling and start sucking out Skalrag's brains...