All out forum war!!!!

[Nightfire]

I am a Bloodwrath Pacifist. I no longer do, nor ever will, take part in Forum Fights.

[Icefire]

I am a Bloodwrath Pacifist. I no longer do, nor ever will, take part in Forum Fights.

HA! Why?
Aims a poisoned arrow at Tiria

[Nightfire]

Nightfire facepalms. "A Bloodwrath Pacifist is not someone you want to get on the bad side of. Do not ask that question again.

[Trigoma]

"may i ask ye why liddle beastie?" says trigoma. the rath of nightfire falls....

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Hiag azkz, "Why?"

[Nightfire]

Nightfire kills all of them with a broken, rusty spoon, then walks away and joins Samus Aran in killing Space Pirates.

[Trigoma]

*trig blows off dust of empty thread. sets nuke up*

[Nightfire]

Vulto Naraz comes out of nowhere and smashes Trig's nuke with his quarterstaff. He realizes suddenly that it was stupid of him to do that, because the nuke blows up and kills both him and Trig in a fiery blast.



(Nightfire may be a Bloodwrath Pacifist, but Vulto isn't.)

[Trigoma]

*respawns*

*has a temper tantrum* i got that nuke for christmas! . *engages vulto in sword combat*

[Tiria Wildlough]

Nightfire facepalms. "A Bloodwrath Pacifist is not someone you want to get on the bad side of. Do not ask that question again.

*gets on Nightfire's bad side*

[Nightfire]

*Nightfire comes out of nowhere, beheads Tiria with a rusty spoon, then vanishes again.*


Vulto happens to be an expert wiuth all forms of weaponry, so he is able to fend off Trig's attack. "Since when do we have Christmas in Mossflower??" he yells, swinging his broadsword at Trig's neck.

[Tiria Wildlough]

I stuck my head back on with glue. Then I set my kitten on you. He will pounce on anything that moves. I haven't tried him out on bloodwrathy squirrelqueens, but I'm sure he's good at nom-ing them.
P.S. DON'T YOU DARE KILL MY KITTY, OR I WILL THROW YOU IN WITH THE SLOTHUNOG.

[Trigoma]

*trig ducks and goes for the stab at vultos exposed stomach*

well i just invented christmas in mossflower! and ill continue till u gemme mah nuke back!

[Nightfire]

*Nightfire takes heed of Tiria's warning, and grabs the kitten and throws it into a secure, solid steel lockbox, then throws the box into Slothunog's lake.*


(Hey, I didn't kill the kitten! )

[Tiria Wildlough]

My kitty is a superhero! He blasts out of the box, kills the Slothunog, and then rips Nightfire apart with rusty pitchforks!