Thou Shalt Not Pass

[Tam and Martin]

Can you give her nachos please TJ?

[Tiny Jackalope]

nO. 

[The Skarzs]

Can I have some nachos as well? That bridge didn't fill me up.

NO.

Dang.

You ate my bridge. You don't deserve any.

Thank you kind person!!!!!!!!!

*Rebuilds bridge*

*Eats bridge* Yum.

What about me? Can I have nachos?

Give her nachos. Right now.

[Tiny Jackalope]

Can I have some nachos as well? That bridge didn't fill me up.

NO.

Dang.

You ate my bridge. You don't deserve any.

Thank you kind person!!!!!!!!!

*Rebuilds bridge*

*Eats bridge* Yum.

What about me? Can I have nachos?

Give her nachos. Right now.

... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Delthion]

*Stares at the rampant chaos. Then leaves.*

[The Skarzs]

I'm going to keep eating your bridge if you don't.

[Faiyloe]

Here eat this *hands Scarzsles a half chewed up book miss some of its pages* one of the OITB got to it and now I don't want it any more so you look like you are hungry you can eat it.

[The Skarzs]

Um, what book is it?

[Faiyloe]

  I can't tell anymore...

[The Skarzs]

I only eat fine literature.
*Looks at some discernible pages*
Aw, what the fluff. YOU'RE TRYING TO FEED ME TWILIGHT!! You're OITB's are welcome to it.

[Faiyloe]

... Um I don't read twilight... I think you read it wrong... I don't even own Twilight... Oh look here, Its Tom Sawyer. I don't like it but its still good literature.

[The Skarzs]

Is it? *Reads more carefully* Oh; okay. *Eats book* Hmm, it's a bit salty.

[Faiyloe]

Glad you like it. If I ever have any more books that are beyond repair I'll know who to go to.

[The Skarzs]

Very well, then.

[Tam and Martin]

What about me? Can I have nachos?

Give her nachos. Right now.

Seriously though, please give her nachos TJ. She deserves them.