The Topic of Death....

[Norham Waterpaw]

"Uh, Tam, are you sure this topic is safe? I mean someone could di-"

*dies*

[Blazemane]

So, like... would this be considered necroposting?

[The Skarzs]

Hey! want to read my fanfic? It's mossflower falls and. . . wait, what the. . .!

*Dies*

[Norham Waterpaw]

 *comes back to life*

"I suppose it could be considered necroposting..."

*dies*

[The Skarzs]

Ah, I'm back from the grave. Wait. . . no.

*Dead again*

*Alive*

Necroposting, I think I'll try it.
I just did.

*Dies*

[Norham Waterpaw]

*comes back to life*
"How did you just... Unghnnnnnn...."

*dies*

[The Skarzs]

*Alive*

I know, right? It makes no sense.

*Dies*

*Comes Back*

Ok, now this is just getting annoying. Would the psychopath in charge of resurrecting us and killing us just do it on himself? I mean . . .

*Aannnd. . . Dead*

[Gnoflet]

*lives again*

[The Skarzs]

*Somehow alive, again.*
The voices in me head won't let me die. They. . .
*Falls off his chair, dead.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Lives*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

AH'M INVINCIBLE!

Ye're a loony.

AH, GAE BOIL YER 'EAD, YE AULD LOBZTERTAIL! VAIT?! VOT ARE YE DAEIN' VIZ ZAT CAULDRON?!

Boilin' yer, 'ead, o' courze.

NAY, AH MEANT YER 'EAD, NAE MOINE! GET AVA FROM ME VIZ ZAT-
*'az 'iz 'ead boiled an' diez*

..........

JUZT JOZHIN'! TIZ BUT A FLEZH VOUND!

Ye're off yer rocker!

NAY, YE'RE OFF YER ROCKER!

Vait, leave me chair a- *Favz oot o' 'iz rocker...Avroight, getz puzhed oot o' 'iz rocker. 'appy na'?*

YAY! AH'M ZTILL ZTANDIN'! AH'M ZE VINNER! AH'M ZE- *Tripz over over-turned rocker an' diez*

[Lady Amber]

*DIES*

[Tam and Martin]

Kills*

[Jetthebinturong]

AH'M INVINCIBLE!

Ye're a loony.

THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS! HAVE AT YOU!

*Dies*

[Norham Waterpaw]

"Wow, that was weird. It's like I di. . . "

*dies*