Spy Wars!

[Gnoflet]

" We should sell them under a fake name on the black market." 

[Tam and Martin]

Uh, I don't know.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Well, we need to go find more weapons, then! How about to Salamandastron? They have lots of weapons.

[Tam and Martin]

Yeah!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Well,  its a long trek. We'd better grab a few supplies from the kitchens (most of it is still standing), and then we should be on our way. Our you with us, Shade?

[The Shade]

"Yeah, sure. By the way, you too will have to go to the court with me, once we catch 'em. It'll be just be like it was just us three, because if you didn't appear in court as witnesses you would be undermining an organization that has operatives all over the globe, causing dozens of lives to be in danger. After the mission is done, you will have to sign the Official Secret States Act. I presume you both work for CIA?"

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ungatt stared dumbfound at Shade for a moment. "Eh, well, I don't. I'm from the Northlands, and I'm part of the S.S.B. And, uh, don't we just need to find Faiyloe and Gonff and destroy them after we get weapo0ns from Salamandastron?"

[Gnoflet]

Meanwhile Gnoflet steals all the weapons from Salamandastron.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Maybe Secret Agent Secret Agent stole them from Gonflett?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[The Skarzs]

Or Beserker Skarzs crushed you and the weapons.

[Wylder Treejumper]

And killed yourself doing so!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Faiyloe]

" We should sell them under a fake name on the black market." 

She rolled her eyes. "Or use them..."

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Hiag, aka "Agent-79" quietly looks out of the door to Brockhall and rechecks the perimetre outside. All clear. He ducks back inside, his DC-17m ready for any 'problems that might appear. He waits.

[Gnoflet]

" We should sell them under a fake name on the black market." 

She rolled her eyes. "Or use them..."

"Whatever." Then Gnoflet sneaked away to another hideout.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Norham shouldered his silenced AUG and walked away. One arms dealer down, 3 to go.