Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[James Gryphon]

The Empire strikes back.

Pizza for breakfast, pizza with tea?

[rachel25]

I prefer wind surfing.

Munch, crunch?

[Lady Amber]

Sometimes showers cry.

But why?

[rachel25]

STOP THAT GOAT!

When will the sky give me jellybeans?

[Andy]

When the gumdrop mountain implodes, filling the earth with caramel.

What am the sky?

[rachel25]

*slaps* Don't say such things!

Why my eyes hurt?

[Ashleg]

Grandma Jelly lit Idaho on fire!

Who are you?

[Andy]

Whatever I wanna do.

Does purple hurt?

[Ashleg]

Science is why.

Is peach a citrus?

[rachel25]

Only when boiled alongside a frog.

What is time?

[Delthion]

Time is any want of conformity unto, or transgression of the law of God.

What is meant by "want of conformity"?

[Ashleg]

People getting together to wear uniforms.

Where is my head?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Probably still in bed.

How long do I have to wait before I grow a tail?

[Tungro]

When you become a snail.

When will I get a reliable computer?

[Sebias of Redwall]

When you yourself become reliable.

What do you want to be when you grow up?