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MathLuk

#1185
June 24, 2019, 03:34:01 AM
Laughter.

Why is an aromatic ring so stable?
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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The Grey Coincidence

#1186
June 24, 2019, 03:47:46 AM
Because it stinks.
Why is a spoon better than a sword?
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Jack the Quick

#1187
June 24, 2019, 03:48:29 PM
Because it's round.
Why does water taste better than food?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#1188
June 24, 2019, 04:27:35 PM
Because food is a liquid.

Why does the moon wink?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#1189
June 24, 2019, 04:36:21 PM
Because he's got the hots from the sun.
Is the earth purple?
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Jack the Quick

#1190
June 24, 2019, 05:10:05 PM
No, it's orange.
How many people smile?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#1191
June 24, 2019, 07:48:02 PM
All of the frogs...

Why does everyone have common sense?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#1192
June 24, 2019, 11:02:31 PM
Because everyone's uncommon.
Why is apple juice brown?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#1193
June 25, 2019, 05:31:11 AM
Apples digest food too you know...
What *exactly* is the function of a rubber duck?
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jack the Quick

#1194
June 25, 2019, 11:44:35 PM
To eat real ducks.
Why do I live in my house?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

#1195
July 05, 2019, 07:44:02 PM
That or the butterflies get you


What gyrates a kernel
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Jack the Quick

#1196
July 12, 2019, 01:54:42 AM
Paul's XD

What... is the in flight speed velocity of a swallow?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#1197
July 12, 2019, 02:36:32 AM
Human speed.

wat am hooman
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jack the Quick

#1198
July 12, 2019, 10:31:48 PM
Moooooonddddaaaaayyyyyssss

Why are cats fat?
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#1199
July 23, 2019, 02:38:24 AM
SHOTS FIRED

FIGHT ME NEEERRRDDD
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

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