Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rainshadow]

  'Cause he had to.  Duh! 

  Why do I have Carry On My Wayward Son (by Kansas) stuck in my head?

[The Skarzs]

I'm not going to tell you

Dirt?

[Unimaginative]

Nah. Belgium Waffles.

Why did Rainshadow have to get Carry on my wayward son stuck in my head? WHY, RAINY? WHY?

[The Skarzs]

Like I said, I'm not going to tell you

How about that, though?

[Rainshadow]

  The who, the what, the where, the when, the why?

  Why does Rick Riordan like to tear the hearts out of his readers?

  @Han:  Rainy didn't do anything...  But yeah, he is singing it.  I can hear him all the way downstairs.  Horrible singer!  I feel so sorry for Hitler.

[The Skarzs]

Because he likes forks.

Could you beat that?

[Leatho Shellhound]

100 times under!... I mean over.

Should I say House of Hades book spoilers?

[The Skarzs]

nobody cares!

Shall I spleen?

[Rainshadow]

  Uh... MONO!  Yeah, mono...

  @Leatho:  DON'T YOU DARE!!  I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK!

  Why can't I juggle?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Because Juggling can't Rainshadow. 

Why aren't you listening to Daniel Yount?

[rachel25]

B/c I'm milking a fish.
Why is my space hopper trying to kill me?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Because it's tired. Give it some Gatorade.

Why do I love to cuddle with Catfish?

[Rainshadow]

  'Cause cuttlefish ain't comfy to cuddle with.

  Why can't I find my stupid library?  (It keeps moving!  )

[Leatho Shellhound]

B/c you weren't ment to find it!

Why is their a mini forest in my room!

[rachel25]

B/c you haven't kept up with the gardening.
Why is my apple getting smaller?