Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Skarzs]

Sometimes weird is normal.

Be you insane?

[rachel25]

Only when my sausage isn't cooked properly.
Can I poke it?

[Rainshadow]

  With a stick.

  Can I have a stick?

[The Skarzs]

Only if you can lift it.

Does the great and powerful Oz?

[rachel25]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't my catfish fly?

[The Skarzs]

Seriously? You know that cats don't have to

Does this make my toe look infected?

[Rainshadow]

  Chocolate?!?! 

  O brother, where art thou?

[Leatho Shellhound]

he's on Mars

Why is the snow melting?

[The Skarzs]

Sun

Why is the rum gone?

[rachel25]

Pirates of the Caribbean!

It is thus, why isn't my math book eating his stew? 

[The Skarzs]

Mustard, that's why.

Do cows fly?

[rachel25]

Only if this happens!.....

Why can't I fry eggs on a blanket?   

[The Skarzs]

Plug it in.

Whats that picture from? Looks kinda familiar.

When will horses lay eggs?

[rachel25]

(Percy Jackson, Lighting Thief)
When the squirrels show them how to!

How can goldfish ride bikes, but not fly airships?

[The Skarzs]

Cause their attention span is 3 seconds.

My sister really likes those books and the movie. That's why it seemed familiar.