Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Norham Waterpaw]

Because you doesn't

Why doesn't you not doesn't not do not does not doesn't not do not does disn't don't?

[The Skarzs]

Not a word.

How does eat food?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No it doesn't! Are you crazy?

Does you?

[rachel25]

Um....fried egg..

Can Captain America say the word Fly Fishing backwards?

[The Skarzs]

Racecar backwards is racecar

Does it make sense that I sense?

[The Shade]

Yes, only when the socks are wet. Can Kit Fisto face a fist first?

[The Skarzs]

Who does?

Great minds think differently?

[rachel25]

Only if the taxi driver says so.

Why can't lizards use light sabres?

[Rusvul]

Because phasers are better.

Why do potatoes much yummy?

[rachel25]

Cos leopards don't trust salads!

Why is Rainshadow afraid of ninja cheese?

[Rainshadow]

  Because salsa dances.

  EXTERMINATE?!?!

[The Shade]

No, etanimretxe. This smiley?

[Ungatt Trunn]

It looks like a smiley sleeping.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[rachel25]

It is because I get out my chainsaw!!!

Why hasn't my computer kicked me off, even though it's after nine o'clock?

[Ungatt Trunn]

Because it doesn't have legs!

Is a coconut some sort of mammal?