Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rainshadow]

  Because I've invented the microscopic shrink ray and it's currently shrinking your apple.  MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

  Can I watch Elementary now?

[rachel25]

Only if you become an Irish dancer.
Why is the world so darn odd?

[Rainshadow]

  'Cause dinosaurs are dead.

  Can I fly a plane?

[rachel25]

Yes, but only if a penguin is the co-pilot.

Why is the song I'm listening to not playing?

[Rainshadow]

  'Cause video killed the radio star.

  Why did video kill the radio star?

[rachel25]

B/c Radio had stolen Video's ice cream.

Why are horses soooooooo awesome. (especially cobs)

[Cornflower MM]

Should I say House of Hades book spoilers?

YES!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!! The library doesn't have it yet! YES!
Um, anyways..

Because they're the perfect dancers! Why are horses perfect dancers?

[Leatho Shellhound]

B/c they have riders that dance!

Why do I like thunder storms?

[The Skarzs]

Because. . . I. . . can.

R u me 2?

[Amarith Waterspring]

If you are able to do a triple back-flip than yes!

Would you ever kiss people randomly on the street? 

[Rainshadow]

  I do that already!    (NO I DON'T!  ALL OF THESE ANSWERS ARE UNTRUE UNLESS I SAY THEY'RE TRUE!)

  Can I have my pie now?

[The Skarzs]

Let 'er have it! *splat

Good or bad hand?

[Unimaginative]

Fluffy Unicorn.

What about me?

[The Skarzs]

That's classified.

I think I'll take a short nap.
Ever heard of a tall nap?

[The Shade]

Of course, their the best, a little grilled on the side, with a pinch of salt. Do you believe in J?