Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rusvul]

Because logic.

Why did the paradoxical holographic antipolarized warp matrix cross the road?

[Leatho Shellhound]

B/c it wanted to be run over.

Why is the ground shaking?

[The Skarzs]

Dental care is overrated.

Does a cat go moo?

[Rainshadow]

  Cow goes RING DING DING DING DING!

  Why does cow go RING DING DING DING DING?

[The Skarzs]

Bow and arrow death.

How can die?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Because I.

Why did the        cross the void?

[rachel25]

Go ask the frog!

Do you want to build a snowman?

[Rainshadow]

  Go away, Anna!

  Wanna have a blow war?  (Meaning, blow as hard as you can at one person and see who can be the loudest.)

[The Skarzs]

I have a fan fiction.
Hahaahahahah *snort

Draining water?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Under the sea.

Yellow, or Turquoise

[The Skarzs]

Bludgeon.

Shall the stupid?

[Rainshadow]

  They shall.

  Why do birds fly?

[The Skarzs]

Pasture patties (if you know what I mean)

Cow pies?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No, but the fudge was good.

Mystery Science Theater?

[Rainshadow]

  Nah, I'm good with vanilla.

  Can I have a taco?