Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rusvul]

Potatoez. Yumz.
Yumz? Potatoez?

[The Skarzs]

How much salt?

Die potato?

[Rainshadow]

Doctor, calm yourself.

Does the what go where?

  *Cough*  Sherlock, not Doctor.  *Cough*

  O brother, where art thou?

[The Skarzs]

School.

You mad, bro?

[Rainshadow]

  Are you bovvered?

[The Skarzs]

Brothered.

How Long is a Chinaman?

[rachel25]

Please sir, may I have some more?

[The Skarzs]

Did you say, "Some oar?" (question and answer)

[Rainshadow]

  Cowlicks aren't contagious, are they?

[The Skarzs]

Mineral oils.

Shall I get narcosis?

[Tiria Wildlough]

No, you shall get a pat in the face.
Can I have an outer space?

[Rusvul]

Enterprise.

Terok Nor?

[rachel25]

I hate fly fishing!

Do you like my socks?

[The Skarzs]

I smell something. . .

What do I smell?

[The Shade]

Frogflyer.

Obbina, order?