Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Leatho Shellhound]

I have the wrong knives.

Can I swim?

[Norham Waterpaw]

I was using a split scissor! 

Do you know how to throw axes?

[The Skarzs]

I warned you not to touch the slime.

Is that in the right place?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Yes, but no.

Cans or tins?

[The Skarzs]

Metal containers.

Tekkit or FTB (no brainer)

[Rainshadow]

  Hexxit!  (It was weird, I had a dream last night that Rus was trying to get me to play Feed the Beast with him.  )

  Why was Rus trying to get me to play FTB?

[The Skarzs]

Apples!

Why is insane?

[Rainshadow]

  'Cause insane insane doctor dude.

  Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

[The Skarzs]

Six. Feet. Under.

Is this six feet under?

[Rainshadow]

  No, that's twenty-three.

  Why are squares?

[The Skarzs]

There are 27,878,400 feet in a square mile.

Why did I do that without a calculator? No, seriously. Why?!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Potato biscuits and aliens.

Martian or Gallifreyan?

[rachel25]

Cookies!

Under the sea?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

And out into space.

Why?

[Amarith Waterspring]

Because I love you.

Why is my watch singing opera?