Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rainshadow]

  Maybe you are just a figment of my imagination.  How can you tell?

  Why is a moose trying to tell me he's from the FBI?

[Tiria Wildlough]

Because their is spelled there, not they're.

Why am I so....?!

[James Gryphon]

Because they are called FROG and TOAD, our friends!

Will you make experience an issue of this campaign?

[Tiria Wildlough]

No, because I feel that it's not conducive to my new hairbrush.

Why are you doing that to my foot?

[Rainshadow]

  Why do you keep asking me that?!

  What is a fish's natural habitat?

[Jukka the Sling]

Inside a rotten log.

POLICEMAN!!!

[Delthion]

No, you're as blind as an owl!

...?

[Rainshadow]

  What are you up to?

  Do sea otters have red fur?

[Jetthebinturong]

Momotarou and Seijuro do!

Arsughaesghekulij?

[Rainshadow]

  Yes, yes, I am.

  How often do butterflies swim?

[Delthion]

They never do, but swim do butterflies!

(See above, change ! to a ?.)

[Jukka the Sling]

Nay, fly do butter.

Do pancakes LARP?

[Rainshadow]

  Potatoes shall rule the kingdom.

  When shall the potatoes rule the kingdom?

[Delthion]

When the kingdom, potatoes rule.

Roaogbdgbasoborgausifj nj??

[Russa Nodrey]

Nah, I'd rather hug a bunny.

Bunny hugger?