Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Rainshadow · October 04, 2014, 03:04:33 AM

Because spruce is pine.

Why do goldfish taste like fake cheese and salt?

Leatho Shellhound · October 04, 2014, 03:13:08 AM

b/c they live in fresh water! ...wait ~~fresh~~ salt water

Why does the cute girl like the other guy on my soccer team?

The Skarzs · October 04, 2014, 03:27:27 AM

Cuz uR 2 uGLy, guh huh huh!

Why would you ask a question like that?

Rainshadow · October 04, 2014, 05:39:16 AM

Because equivalent exchange, that's why.

Equivalent exchange?

Leatho Shellhound · October 04, 2014, 03:19:17 PM

not any more, b/c the sun isn't in the middle of the sky.

Why is it cold out side?

Izeroth · October 04, 2014, 04:07:31 PM

Because God turned his air conditioning on.

If woodchucks could chuck wood, how long would it be before they hurt someone?

The Skarzs · October 04, 2014, 04:47:37 PM

As long as the bored hoarded board.

How many boards could a bored horde hoard if a bored horde could hoard boards?

Jetthebinturong · October 04, 2014, 05:18:35 PM

That bored horde could hoard as many boards as a bored horde could if a bored horde could hoard boards

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Delthion · October 04, 2014, 06:39:38 PM

Because if a Nunchuck could chuck none how many Nuns could a Nunchuck chuck?

Izeroth · October 06, 2014, 01:34:35 AM

Pi times twenty!

What is the square root of boredom??

Delthion · October 06, 2014, 01:35:56 AM

Enjoyment!

What is the IQ of my dog?

Rainshadow · October 06, 2014, 01:40:25 AM

3,000,000,000,000 times the IQ of an amoeba.

How many chinchillas will survive the zombie apocalypse?

Delthion · October 06, 2014, 01:42:59 AM

None, you know why?

Izeroth · October 07, 2014, 12:47:41 AM

Chinchillas are too irrelevant.

Mangoes?

Delthion · October 07, 2014, 01:26:20 AM

to the moon.

Why?

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