Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Russa Nodrey]

DEATH TO BANANAS!

Why does math want to kill me?

[Rainshadow]

  Because...  *Looks around nervously*  *Leans in close*  *Whispers*  Math is secretly trying to take over the world, one student at a time.

  Why is the rum?

[Delthion]

There's a grumbly in my tumbely time for something sweet!

Why am I obsessed with Winnie the Pooh?

[Rainshadow]

  Because the wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things!

  Why are tiggers wonderful things?

[Delthion]

BECAUSE...The super-dooper aleyooper bounce! The more try the more you fly and that's what really counts!

Why could Christopher Robin's room be the room of any small boy?

[rachel25]

  Because...  *Looks around nervously*  *Leans in close*  *Whispers*  Math is secretly trying to take over the world, one student at a time.

  Why is the rum?

Alcoholics. That's why the rums gone. 

BECAUSE...The super-dooper aleyooper bounce! The more try the more you fly and that's what really counts!

Why could Christopher Robin's room be the room of any small boy?

Because he's a small boy.

Oh, where is my hairbrush?

[Izeroth]

It is where it is, we can logically conclude.

Why is my cerebral cortex so illogical?

[rachel25]

Because its a Magical Place. (brownie points to people who get that reference)
I want?

[Rainshadow]

  No.

  Where dog is cat fish trough?

[LT Sandpaw]

Over the hill

What happened to my explosives?

[Rainshadow]

  They eated NO's universe.  Das where dey is.

  Why does my library only have uninteresting manga?

[Delthion]

Because I don't know what Manga means!

Why doesn't my laptop eat gravy?

[Søren]

Because it has high blood pressure.
Why can't I leave this board?

[Delthion]

Because of super-glue!

Why is artghhago translated cold?

[LT Sandpaw]

How should I Know

Why dont's mi speltcheek woorc?