Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Søren]

'Cuz it doesn't have a dictionary.
Why don't I have webbed hands?

[LT Sandpaw]

Because the experiment went wrong

Why is it I can't think of something to ask?

[Rainshadow]

  Because my mind control techniques are working.  (Oh, wait, you weren't supposed to know that.  *Waves hands around*  Forget I said anything about mind control.)

  Did you forget everything I said about mind control?

[LT Sandpaw]

What you have mind control!!!!!!!


Does it work on rats?

[Søren]

Absolutely. How else would the test have shown positive?
Does these shoes make me look fat?

[Delthion]

Yes, they make your shadow look larger therefore make you look fat!

Am I sad because of dead moles who participated whack-a-mole?

[LT Sandpaw]

Ya I'm pretty sure your sad


Is the sky falling?

[Rainshadow]

  NO, YOU STUPID CHICKEN!  THE SKY IS NOT FALLING!  WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT?!?!?

  What does the fax say?

[Søren]

R E N O That spells Reno.
Why did that Enderman take my stuff?

[LT Sandpaw]

Because you killed his cousin, his son, his mother, his father, his sister, his Uncle, His aunt, his grandpa, his grandma, his third cousin twice removed, his best friend, his wife, his daughter, And you killed them all just for ender pearls.



What... have I done?

[Søren]

Everything.
Why am I a Klingon?

[James Gryphon]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!

What's the hypotenuse of the square root?

[LT Sandpaw]

A really old tree.


What happened to penny candy?

[Delthion]

(We have that book!)

It was all eaten by a three-year old who was named Penny.

Why could I not come up with a funnier answer than that?

[James Gryphon]

They're out of stock.

Is oxygen is an oxytrope of OxiClean™?