Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rainshadow]

  Our world would never be the same.  *Logs off of computer and goes to rethink life for twenty years*

  Why is my Christmas tree angel still crooked?

[LT Sandpaw]

THAT ANGEL IS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT, IT'S YOUR EYES THAT ARE CROOKED!!!!



Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty please, please, please, please, please with a cherry and a little sugar on top?

[Søren]

No.
Yes?

[Rainshadow]

  Ask your father.

  Father?

[Rusvul]

If I am in a city with 1,103 people per square mile, why haven't I seen a single one of them today?

[Rainshadow]

  Ask your mother.

  Mother?

[Rusvul]

*Slap*

How come my city holds two records for size, and yet is still dwarfed by most big cities?

[Rainshadow]

  Because your city is secretly part of a conspiracy and they're doing tests that make people think it's bigger than it actually is.

  Why do I come up with such lame conspiracy theories?

[LT Sandpaw]

Because the Government are controlling your every move.



Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?

[Kitsune]

Because reasons.

What reasons?

[LT Sandpaw]

Hundreds.



I wonder?

[Rainshadow]

  No.  Do not wonder.  Do not think freely.  You will only do yourself harm.  Follow these simple instructions on how to live your life and you will survive.  *Hands Sandy-chan an extremely thick instruction manual*

  *Walks into your house*  Hey, what's your WiFi password?

[Delthion]

BOOM!

What is the loneliest number?

[Rainshadow]

  0.  It literally has no one.

  Did you see what I did there?

[Delthion]

Yes, but it isn't true if it is 0 then there is no one to be lonely.

Do you agree?