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Rainshadow

#975
December 24, 2014, 06:18:28 AM
  Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh...  I suppose.  Although I still like my play on words.  ;D

  Am I awesome or what?
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Maudie

#976
December 24, 2014, 07:39:05 AM
What.

Your mom?
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Rainshadow

#977
December 24, 2014, 08:37:20 AM
  DON'T YOU DARE BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!

  Why am I not asleep?
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Hickory

#978
January 04, 2015, 07:45:46 PM
Because you're awake.

What makes flies fly into spider webs?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Mhera

#979
January 04, 2015, 09:16:38 PM
The little known fact that spiderwebs exert a tremendous amount of gravitational force upon flies and flies only. This is why flies fly around so much before getting caught; they aren't searching for food or anything logical like that, but rather are attempting to escape their orbit of the spiderweb.

Why has no one invented chocolate flavored toothpaste?

Lady Ashenwyte

#980
January 05, 2015, 03:44:53 AM
Because flying saucers.

Why am I not a badger?
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#981
January 05, 2015, 02:58:20 PM
Because you're a otter.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#982
January 05, 2015, 03:04:14 PM Last Edit: January 05, 2015, 03:10:47 PM by Lord_Ashenwyte
Where is Gulo the Savage?!  :o
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Alindy15

#983
January 05, 2015, 04:02:38 PM
Somewhere decaying in a ditch.


Why did the cat put an 'M' into the freezer?

Eulaliaaa!

#984
January 20, 2015, 01:39:49 AM
Because he could, don't judge him!

Why hasn't someone created a Redwall movie yet?
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Maudie

#985
January 20, 2015, 02:29:42 AM
They thought Martin was a wimp, so they decided Rose wouldn't die, and them the fans got mad and drove them out of town on a rail. Poor guys.


Sincerely me?
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Mhera

#986
January 20, 2015, 05:27:11 AM
Absolutely uncertain.

What's up with down?

Lady Ashenwyte

#987
January 20, 2015, 11:32:31 AM
Dunno, go sideways.

WHY AM I TYPING LIEK DIS?
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#988
January 20, 2015, 07:32:09 PM
Because auto correct is off.

Why did Plugg Firetail die so fast in triss?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Eulaliaaa!

#989
January 20, 2015, 11:50:24 PM
Because Brian Jacques didn't want him to live any longer.

Why does my cat keep knocking stuff off my desk?
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.
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